Nobody?s Going Anywhere. Deal With It.

The author after waiting for another Guardian exclusive.

Let’s clear a few things up:
First, I’ve been drinking a bit. When you impregnate your wife and then ship her off to parts unknown for a baby shower, you earn that privilege. You could also call it a “problem,” prude.
Also, January, July, and August are my least [...]

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