Pep Guardiola wore a peach sweater to his press conference ahead of Barcelona's Champions League match against Shakhtar Donetsk. This is not usual for him. What was unusual was the fact that it looked more like a half shirt than a garment intended to be worn by a grown man.
So, join us now as we investigate the case of Pep Guardiola's mysteriously tiny peach sweater. Here are the prime suspects:
Carles Puyol: Borrowed it when he couldn't find his leopard skin onesie and stretched it out with his giant head/hair (even though it's a V-neck). Tried to shrink it back to its original form in the wash, but went too far.
Gerard Pique: Needed something to sop up the blood from one of his many headwounds. Tried to wash out the stains, but accidentally shrunk it.
Lionel Messi: Thought Pep's original peach sweater was his. It was way too big for him, so he had his mom exchange it for one his size. Pep saw him wearing it and asked him to give it back, not realizing it had been switched for a children's small.
Jose Mourinho: He's been slowly pulling threads out of it for months in an attempt to make Guardiola think he's growing then freak out and forfeit La Liga to Real Madrid.
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