Jose Mourinho
MourinhoTacticalBoard.com putting me to sleep. ... UNICEF conspiracy. ... Neymar's hair. ...� This better make me lots of money in exchange for boring me so much. ... Why is there no voice that says "Jose, you are genius" when I enter in my tactics? ... This is wrong. ... Why is there text that says "this not good enough to beat Barcelona" when I enter in my tactics? ... This is wrong. ... Falling asleep. ... Must cut Neymar's hair...
Fabio
The fish are attacking! What is this country?
Rene Meulensteen
Go. The f***. To sleep. ... Especially you, Giggs. ... Stop touching yourself...
Didier Drogba
Time for the disgrace. ... First, I had to come off the bench to break a scoreless draw against Malaysia. That's an underachieving f***ing disgrace. ... Then, the Malaysian fans shouted anti-Semitic abuse at Yossi Benayoun. That's the one f***ing disgrace that is not a joke. ... Then, I asked my little brother to watch Kitier Katba while I'm away and he said he's not doing that again because Kitier clawed up his favorite shirt last time. But later I found out that he was willing to watch Kalou's cat Katou. That's a family loyalty f***ing disgrace! ... Then, Barcelona signed Alexis Sanchez like they actually need him and have the money to throw around like that. That's an excessive f***ing disgrace. ... Then, there were those times that those referees who probably spend their free time inventing stomach viruses cheated us out of the Champions League. That...that was a...
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