Wednesday, July 6, 2011

Andrei Arshavin conducts greatest Q&A ever, part XX

It is time once again -- the 20th time, in fact -- to dip into the mind-bending world of Andrei/ey Arshavin's official website and the readers who ask him questions on it. Repent.

2. From GavrilovaJulia
Andrey, what was Artem's first word and how old was he when he started talking? What about Yana? Thank you in advance for your reply.
Arshavin:

To be honest it's hard to remember it now. I should ask Julia.

Keep in mind that Andrei's kids are five and three years old. It's not like they're 68 and 72. Might be time to start taking the ginkgo biloba.

6. From Arshavin26
Hi Andrey, I am your greatest fan! It seems to me that you should come to the city of Penza Penza Penza in the summer time and sort out the situation with our football, please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Arshavin:

I can come, but the other people should take care of this situation.

Even Artur Boruc thinks that many exclamation marks was just excessive.

8. From nikita28
Hi Andrey! I live in the city of Novokuznetsk. I'm your fan and watch all your games for Arsenal. I'm an Arsenal fan also))). Andrey, could you please send me your football kit with your autograph?
Here is my E-mail *** @ yandex.ru
Arshavin:

If I came up with an idea of sending parcels via mails, I would be really pleased with myself and would send to you, honestly;)

This isn't the first time Andrey has attempted to dodge an autograph request by pointing out that it is impossible to send items through email, but it is the first time that he has referred to emails as "mails."

9. From d158k71
Hello, Andrey Sergeyevich, I'm 12 years old. I love football
Arshavin
: Good boy.

That's not a question, d158k71.

10. From Moonray
Andrey, what question would you like to hear? N.
Arshavin
: I's hard to tell. You guys always come up with something funny yourself.

Don't forget scary. They always come up with something scary, too.

11. From Moonray
Andrey, have you ever been to Turkmenistan? You should come - it's always warm here ;))
Arshavin
: No

That's cold! Even with the promise of warm weather and a winking, double smile emoticon, and Andrei just shuts it down. You asked what question he wants to hear, Moonray. Well, it wasn't that.

14. From SvetlanaQi
Hi, Andrey)))
I have only one question:
Will you ever grow a mustache??
Thank you))) Good luck)))
Arshavin
: If I decided to do it, it would take a year and even then I don't know what would come out of it.

I know what would come out of it. Unicorns. Maybe candy.

15. From reso1995
Hello Andrey, everybody say that I look like you and play like you. What should I do? I was offered to play for a club that is 500 km away from my home and my parent don't want to let me go as I'm only 14.
Arshavin
: The choice is yours.

Two things here. 1) Of course the person who looks like Andrei is 14 years old. And 2) I don't think that choice is totally reso1995's, Andrei. His parent(s) might have something to say about that decision, too.

16. From AbusheevBair
Hello Andrey!
I asked you a question and now I can't find it. Tell me please in which order they are posted.
Arshavin
:
I have no idea:)

Andrei can't even remember his kids first words, AbusheevBair. There's no way he remembers in what order these questions are posted.

17. From Brakamonte
Hello Andrey I am a big fan of your talent. I have been supporting you for a very long time, even back when you were in Zenit. I am from Tajikistan, the city of Isfara. All my relatives work in St. Petersburg. This is the most wonderful and beautiful city in Russia. Good luck and good health.
Arshavin
: I agree. My relatives also work in St. Petersburg ;)

Again, no part of that is a question. It did give Andrei a reason to use an emoticon, though, so I guess we'll allow it.

21. From Sashok
Hello =) Dear Andrey, please tell me your skype)) with love Sasha)
Arshavin
:
You are welcome. Try to play with my name and surname, and maybe you'll find the right answer.

First DT reader to figure out his Skype wins a prize. The prize? Knowing Andrei Arshavin's Skype handle.

22. From Yazvochka
Hello, Andrey. I would like to ask this: what do you think about plastic surgery? Is it possible that you'll change something in your appearance in the future and why?
Arshavin
:
No.

Andrey is as likely to get plastic surgery as he is to go to Turkmenistan.

27. From ruslan1979
Andrey, you are a very busy man, your job is to make millions of people happy ...and then you also answer questions of your fans, you probably don't have enough time for everything, here is a deal I can answer your questions, let's say for a week ? it will be fun for you to read your own answers!
Arshavin
:
Get your own page, ask yourself questions and read them yourself.
Funny, isn't it?

I knew it. This has just been Andrei asking himself question all along. It all makes sense now.

28. From sashaalikin23
I have a lot of injuries from childhood = (and they don't allow me to play football because of them ((if you can, help me please =) you are my idol =)
Arshavin
:
If only I could heal people .....

Yes, if only you could heal people...you could probably grow a mustache, too.

Photo: Getty

Source: http://sports.yahoo.com/soccer/blog/dirty-tackle/post/Andrei-Arshavin-conducts-greatest-Q-A-ever-part?urn=sow-wp2872

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