Monday, April 30, 2012

Pep Guardiola's press conference: I need to find myself again

Source: http://www.soccerblog.com/2012/04/pep-guardiolas-press-conferenc-1.htm

Simão Sabrosa Arjen Robben Robinho

Overlooking the Return of Pass and Move Football

Following Sunday’s disappointing result against West Bromwich Albion, there were two competing narratives. On one hand there was a desire to integrate the match and result into one of the main stories of the 2011-12 season?namely the one where Liverpool can’t score even though they dominate possession. And given that on Sunday Liverpool had two [...]

Source: http://liverpool.theoffside.com/team-news/the-overlooked-return-of-pass-and-move-football.html

Wesley Sneijder Ronaldo David Silva

Nike South Korea Home Jersey Review ? 2012

South Korea has produced some great players, such as Park Ji-Sung, and have shocked the world in major competitions, such as when they placed fourth in the 2002 World Cup. During these stretches of success, South Korea has gained several supporters around the world. If you are one of these supporters, you are in luck [...]

Source: http://soccerprose.com/soccer-fans/nike-south-korea-home-jersey-review-2012/

Maxi Rodríguez Philipp Lahm Gianluca Zambrotta

Nike Mercurial Blade Shin Guard Review

There are only two pieces of gear required for soccer: cleats and shin guards. You care about your cleats and want the best, so why not have that attitude about your shin guards. The Nike Mercurial Blade shin guard is one of the highest quality shin guards SoccerPro.com carries. The shell is made of ultra-thin [...]

Source: http://soccerprose.com/soccer-players/nike-mercurial-blade-shinguard-review/

Diego Milito Gabriel Milito Gary Neville

US 1-0 Barbados - US advances

Source: http://mysoccerblog.blogspot.com/2008/06/us-1-0-barbados-us-advances.html

Gianluigi Buffon Wayne Rooney Samuel Eto’o

Cars, cash and a cruise are being given away in the bet365 Prize Ladder promotion

Source: http://soccerphile.blogspot.com/2012/04/cars-cash-and-cruise-are-being-given.html

Ronaldinho Cristiano Ronaldo Kaká

CHIVAS: Another Philly fine, suspension

Major League Soccer, it turns out, wasn't done handing down discipline when Thursday it fined Chivas USA, Goats head coach Robin Fraser and the Philadelphia Union and fined and suspended Philly coach Peter Nowak. The league's disciplinary committee Friday suspended Union defender Gabriel Farfan an additional two games and assessed an undisclosed fine for a “reckless” challenge and for “failing to leave the field in an orderly manner” for his actions in the 85th minute.

Source: http://espn.go.com/blog/los-angeles/soccer/post/_/id/16098/chivas-another-philly-fine-suspension

Ronaldo David Silva Andrés Iniesta

Adam Absence Confirmed, and Other Thursday Notes

With former owners Tom Hicks and George Gillett back in the news, now’s as good a time as any to remember that as bad as this season has been, it could have always been worse. Plus Charlie Adam’s expected season-long absence is finally confirmed, and with the pre-season tour fully set it’s time to send [...]

Source: http://liverpool.theoffside.com/team-news/adam-absence-confirmed-and-other-thursday-notes.html

Ashley Cole Gennaro Gattuso Frank Lampard

Mancini: Mario Balotelli to be sold in the summer

Source: http://www.soccerblog.com/2012/04/mancini-mario-balotelli-to-be-1.htm

Fabio Cannavaro Gianluigi Buffon Wayne Rooney

US 1-0 Barbados - US advances

Source: http://mysoccerblog.blogspot.com/2008/06/us-1-0-barbados-us-advances.html

Owen Hargreaves Wesley Sneijder Ronaldo

Sunday, April 29, 2012

Requiem for an American Soccer Club

The uncertainty is always there. In the divisions of American soccer below MLS — and occasionally, as a few Florida residents might tell you, in MLS itself — there’s always a chance that the club you support won’t be around for very long. Club owners arrive with big talk of making soccer work in this [...]

Source: http://www.davesfootballblog.com/post/2011/01/28/requiem-for-an-american-soccer-club/

Javier Zanetti Eduardo Da Silva Fabio Quagliarella

Overlooking the Return of Pass and Move Football

Following Sunday’s disappointing result against West Bromwich Albion, there were two competing narratives. On one hand there was a desire to integrate the match and result into one of the main stories of the 2011-12 season?namely the one where Liverpool can’t score even though they dominate possession. And given that on Sunday Liverpool had two [...]

Source: http://liverpool.theoffside.com/team-news/the-overlooked-return-of-pass-and-move-football.html

Carlos Puyol Nemanja Vidic Maxi Rodríguez

Europa Cup semi-finals: Sporting Lisbon comes back against Athletic, 2-1

Source: http://www.soccerblog.com/2012/04/europa-cup-semi-finals-sportin.htm

Dejan Stankovic Clarence Seedorf Florent Malouda

Euro 2012 Symbol Defacement Wins Public Shaming

Important lesson for all who travel to Ukraine for the Euros in a couple of months: don’t kick stuff.
A couple of local gents in Dnepropetrovsk had a bit too much of the lager and when jaunting about town, decided to kick one of the giant display balls, which then smashed into pieces. Not having the [...]

Source: http://www.worldcupblog.org/world-football/euro-2012-symbol-defacement-wins-public-shaming.html

Eduardo Da Silva Fabio Quagliarella Diego Milito

George's Premiership Predictions April 14 2012

Source: http://soccerphile.blogspot.com/2012/04/georges-premiership-predictions-april.html

Diego Simão Sabrosa Arjen Robben

Stephen Burbank Cancels 2011-12 NFL Season

The man in this photo is Stephen Burbank. He is a professor at the University of Pennsylvania Law School. You can see his faculty page here. His Wikipedia entry includes this bit of info: In November 2002, a federal court appointed Burbank�special master of the�National Football League. In that role, he resolves certain categories of [...]

Source: http://www.davesfootballblog.com/post/2011/02/02/stephen-burbank-cancels-2011-12-nfl-season/

Javier Zanetti Eduardo Da Silva Fabio Quagliarella

Rebuilding FIFA Street

  FIFA Street was always going to be divisive, especially considering how vocal the FIFA Community is. Everybody knows what they want but as we’ve found over the years, not everybody wants the same thing. That puts EA in a tough position when rebooting a series like FIFA Street, which was already going to struggle [...]

Source: http://fifasoccerblog.com/blog/rebuilding-fifa-street/

Sergio Agüero Nery Castillo Javier Mascherano

George's Premiership Predictions February 25 2012

Source: http://soccerphile.blogspot.com/2012/02/georges-premiership-predictions_25.html

Didier Drogba Daniel Alves Petr Cech

Referee injures his shoulder while signaling for a free kick during Napoli match

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Less than a minute into Napoli's match against Novara, the referee got a little too excited when signaling for a free kick and injured his shoulder.

Football Italia explains:

Bizarrely, play was halted after only 45 seconds when referee Daniele Doveri required treatment for a shoulder injury. He even had to lie down on the bench at the touchline to receive physiotherapy for around 10 minutes. He appeared to pick up the injury when signaling for a free kick and threw his right shoulder a little too vehemently. Doveri tore a muscle in his shoulder and went into the locker rooms to receive strapping and a pain-killing injection, which seemed to do the trick.

After an 18-minute delay, the match resumed with Doveri back in charge and, just for his own personal safety, he didn't call a foul for the rest of the match. OK, that's not true at all, but Napoli did go on to win 2-0 and Doveri proved that he likes to finish what he starts.

There hasn't been quality video of the incident as of yet, but here's the best available for those who are curious...

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Source: http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/soccer-dirty-tackle/referee-injures-shoulder-while-signaling-free-kick-during-222405054.html

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Wednesday Preview: Fire Host TFC | WVHooligan - Soccer Blog [Digg]

To say tonight's contest is a must-win for both parties involved is indeed and understatement. Both Toronto FC and the Chicago Fire sit outside of the

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Zé Roberto Frank Ribéry Andriy Shevchenko

Saturday, April 28, 2012

George's Premiership Predictions April 21 2012

Source: http://soccerphile.blogspot.com/2012/04/georges-premiership-predictions-april_20.html

Luca Toni Alex Hernán Crespo

The key to Andy Carroll?s recent success is Jordan Henderson?s hair gel

It's no secret that Andy Carroll's 42 performances in a Liverpool shirt this season have been largely forgettable, but his presence has been critical to success in the last two outings: he headed in a late winner in the 3-2 win over Blackburn, and his skull was also responsible for the goal that put the Anfield side through to the FA Cup Final.

So why has Carroll's cranium suddenly become so effective? Apparently it has nothing to do with discovering the form that Liverpool paid �35m to see week-in-week-out, and everything to do with borrowing his colleague's grooming products. According to Martin Kelly on Twitter, the "big AC" has borrowed teammate Jordan Henderson's hair gel in the past two games, resulting in a tamed mane and two headed goals.

If the application of hair gel directly correlates to goal scoring, that explains an awful lot about Cristiano Ronaldo's career success.

Source: http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/soccer-dirty-tackle/key-andy-carroll-recent-success-jordan-henderson-hair-225404699.html

Luca Toni Alex Hernán Crespo

Saudi League Licensed For FIFA 13?

The Saudi Professional League could be the first new licensed league to be revealed for FIFA 13. Detailed in a post on their Official Website, both Najran and Al-Ansar have been visited by EA for capture sessions. Nasser Al-Shamrani have also been photographed individually, possibly for regional covers or real player faces. This hasn’t been [...]

Source: http://fifasoccerblog.com/blog/saudi-league-licensed-for-fifa-13/

Ashley Cole Gennaro Gattuso Frank Lampard

Mario Menezes Renders World Cup 2014 Moot, Claims Victory

It’s a bit early to be handing out the big trophy for 2012, particularly with the world about to end in a few months time here, but Mario Menezes sees no fault in staking claim to it more than two years out. This is probably the fault of the internet age rendering the man behind [...]

Source: http://www.worldcupblog.org/world-football/mario-menezes-renders-world-cup-2014-moot-claims-victory.html

Gianluca Zambrotta Torsten Frings Pavel Nedved

George's Premiership Predictions April 7

Source: http://soccerphile.blogspot.com/2012/04/georges-premiership-predictions-april-7.html

Eduardo Da Silva Fabio Quagliarella Diego Milito

Chelsea vs Bayern gets down to football brasstacks

Source: http://www.soccerblog.com/2012/04/chelsea-vs-bayern-gets-down-to.htm

Ricardo Carvalho Fernando Torres Cesc Fàbregas

George's Premiership Predictions March 10 2012

Source: http://soccerphile.blogspot.com/2012/03/georges-premiership-predictions-march.html

Nery Castillo Javier Mascherano Adrian Mutu

English Premier League Weekend Preview ? 28 April 2012

Wigan hosts Newcastle, Arsenal travels to the Britannia, and much more in the English Premier League on Saturday, April 28, 2012. Everton v Fulham Everton have been in great form and will be heavily favored against a Fulham side who struggles away from Craven Cottage. The Toffees will be expected to get the three points. [...]

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Lucio David Suazo Dimitar Berbatov

George's Premiership Predictions March 10 2012

Source: http://soccerphile.blogspot.com/2012/03/georges-premiership-predictions-march.html

Petr Cech Fabio Cannavaro Gianluigi Buffon

El Clasico Liveblog

I’m calm. Win, lose, or draw I love this team. Starting XI:�Valdes Alves Mascherano Puyol Adriano Xavi Busquets Thiago Tello Messi Iniesta Bench: Pinto, Pique, Montoya, Keita, Fabregas, Pedro, Sanchez Evil XI:��Casillas; Arbeloa, Pepe, Ramos, Coentrao, Khedira, Xabi Alonso, Ronaldo, Ozil, Di Maria, Benzema   Match starts at 2:00 PM EST. BYOCrazy

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Lucio David Suazo Dimitar Berbatov

Friday, April 27, 2012

Premier League Betting Preview: Stoke v Arsenal, Norwich v Liverpool, Chelsea v QPR and Tottenham v Blackburn

Premier League Betting Preview: Stoke v Arsenal, Norwich v Liverpool, Chelsea v QPR and Tottenham v Blackburn - originally posted on Soccerlens.com

The last weekend of April could see the Premier League title decided one way or the other. But before Monday night, there’s quite a lot of football still to play with Arsenal fighting to secure third place, Chelsea and Tottenham fighting to make up ground to fourth place and Liverpool fighting to stay ahead of...

From Soccerlens.com - Football News

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Michael Owen William Gallas Zé Roberto

Liverpool allowing Fox to film documentary series to boost revenue

Liverpool will be allowing unprecedented behind-the-scenes access to U.S.-based Fox Soccer Channel to film a six-part documentary series. "Our Liverpool: Never Walk Alone" will document the club's FA Cup final against Chelsea in May, as well as their preseason tour of North America in July. The finished product will air in the fall in the U.S., but it is being billed as a "global television event."

Fox Soccer is owned by Rupert Murdoch's News Corp. -- the same parent company that publishes The Sun, which has been actively boycotted by people in Liverpool and fans of the club since the tabloid reported vicious accusations against Liverpool supporters involved in the Hillsborough disaster in 1989.

The decision to do the series was the idea of the club's newest American owners, who hope it will help boost Liverpool's already considerable popularity abroad, which will then increase revenue they can spend on bringing in high-priced talents like Andy Carroll, Stewart Downing and Jordan Henderson. From the AP:

''I come from a background where the more supporters get to know the inside workings of the club the more they are interested in the club itself,'' said Liverpool chairman Tom Werner, also chairman of the Boston Red Sox. ''I am not fearful of showing some behind the scenes look at what's going on because it will only increase awareness of the players.'' [...]

''I think we are interested in raising revenues so that we can be as competitive as possible with Manchester United and Arsenal and Chelsea with the other clubs,'' Werner said. ''And I see this as a mechanism to increase the club's popularity.''

But to increase the club's popularity, viewers will first have to understand what they're saying. And for at least one member of the staff, that might require a bit of assistance.

With his thick Scottish accent, Liverpool manager Kenny Dalglish could be hard for some viewers to understand.

''We probably will have to do a tad of captioning for Kenny,'' [Fox Sports chairman David] Hill said.

Jokes aside, that really doesn't seem necessary. Glaring at people who ask him questions should be universally understood.

The series seems like a great move for Liverpool (assuming it doesn't prove to be about the downfall of King Kenny's troubled reign) and will hopefully show other clubs that giving fans some insight into their inner workings can improve supporter relations and make them seem less monolithic. Although, Hill doesn't seem to think Liverpool's rivals at Manchester United will follow their lead anytime soon. When asked if what the odds of Sir Alex Ferguson agreeing to something like this, he put them at "100-1 against." So he's saying there's a chance...

Source: http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/soccer-dirty-tackle/liverpool-allowing-fox-film-documentary-series-boost-revenue-223619853.html

David Albelda Alessandro Nesta Ricardo Carvalho

Napoli?s Morgan De Sanctis apologizes to ball boy with a kiss and a shirt

During the first half of Napoli's 2-0 win at Lecce, goalkeeper Morgan De Sanctis yelled at a ball boy for throwing the ball back into play too quickly for his delicate taste. At halftime, De Sanctis realized that he went overboard in his reaction to the kid and tried to make it up to him by giving him a kiss and the shirt off his back.

Unlike the Chievo ball boy who refused Sulley Muntari's shirt a couple weeks ago because of club policy, the Lecce ball boy accepted it just as his larger coworker reached out for De Sanctis as he walked away. So one ball boy received a nice gesture and the other an awkward missed connection.

Video via 101gg

Source: http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/soccer-dirty-tackle/napoli-morgan-sanctis-gives-ball-boy-kiss-shirt-182301029.html

Paul Scholes Roberto Ayala Ruud van Nistelrooy

In a shootout with five misses, Sergio Ramos? was the most emphatic

Bayern Munich will play a Champions League final at home against Chelsea after missing fewer penalties than Real Madrid in a shootout that would probably be best described as "nerve-teasingly fun." Unless you're Real Madrid.

With two early goals from Cristiano Ronaldo (including a penalty), Real Madrid beat Bayern 2-1 in regular time of their semifinal second leg to put the aggregate score at 3-3 and away goals even at one for each side. So they went to extra time and, after nothing came of that, the dreaded penalty shootout.

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Bayern's 19-year-old midfielder David Alaba was the first up and he proved far more clinical than many of the older stars that followed him. Cristiano Ronaldo had his low shot towards the corner saved by Manuel Neuer, then Mario Gomez made his to put Bayern two up. Kaka was next and his shot was almost identical to Ronaldo's, which Neuer again blocked. Then it was Iker Casillas' turn to play the gloved hero, saving Toni Kroos' shot and Philipp Lahm's after Xabi Alonso gave Madrid their only make.

So with Madrid down just 2-1 thanks to Casillas, it was Sergio "The Trophy Killer" Ramos' turn and he blasted a cannon shot over the crossbar. He Charlie Adam'd it to a supreme degree. That left Bastian Schweinsteiger to seal the win for Bayern, which he did. And Mario Gomez rejoiced...

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Source: http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/soccer-dirty-tackle/shootout-five-misses-sergio-ramos-most-emphatic-222907163.html

Samuel Eto’o Steven Gerrard Lionel Messi

What to do and where to stay in the Ukraine?

Source: http://soccerphile.blogspot.com/2012/02/what-to-do-and-where-to-stay-in-ukraine.html

Andriy Shevchenko Patrick Vieira Diego

Juventus leapfrog over Milan with a 2-0 win over Palermo

Source: http://www.soccerblog.com/2012/04/juventus-leapfrog-over-milan-w-1.htm

Francesco Totti Paul Scholes Roberto Ayala

Match Preview: Liverpool v. West Brom, 04.22.12

After late winners at Ewood Park and Wembley, Liverpool return to Anfield to host West Brom, where they’ll hope to earn just their sixth home victory of the 2011-2012 campaign. A good chunk of the headlines will focus on Roy Hodgson’s first time back at Anfield after his managerial spell ended last January, but Liverpool [...]

Source: http://liverpool.theoffside.com/team-news/match-preview-liverpool-v-west-brom-04-22-12.html

Fabio Quagliarella Diego Milito Gabriel Milito

Phil Scolari says people don?t like Cristiano Ronaldo because of his success with women

Last year, Cristiano Ronaldo said that fans of rival teams jeer and envy him because "I am handsome, rich and a great player." But now someone other than Cristiano Ronaldo is echoing that statement.

According to former Chelsea and Portugal manager Phil Scolari all that is true, along with one other key reason he has so many critics: the amount of intercourse he has.

Said Scolari -- the man Ronaldo credits with helping him decide to leave Manchester United for Real Madrid -- in an interview with SporTV Arena (via SambaFoot):

''Some people do not like him because he is a great player, good-looking and has sex with all the ladies. People get jealous."

Well, I'm sure there's one or two he hasn't had sex with yet, but we get the point, Phil.

Despite that slight exaggeration, even Scolari admits that there is one little (Argentine) reason why Ronaldo's life isn't totally perfect. Even though he's sexing the world's entire female population.

''The only bad thing about Cristiano's life is Messi. If it wasn't for Messi, Cristiano would be the best player in the world for five consecutive years."

Given that, I'd say that if Leo Messi ever turns up missing, you'd know who was responsible. But it sounds like Ronaldo is far to busy with...other things.

Source: http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/soccer-dirty-tackle/phil-scolari-says-people-don-t-cristiano-ronaldo-170913129.html

Rafael van der Vaart Robin Van Persie Samir Nasri

Thursday, April 26, 2012

Donetsk Turns Bus Stops Into Goals

This is an excellent idea to promote Euro 2012 in the city, and it might not even sport a lower cost on materials for normal bus stops. (Shot in the dark.)
It’s going to be a terrible idea the first time an old lady gets her nose broken because some kid decided to chip a Moskvitch [...]

Source: http://www.worldcupblog.org/world-football/donetsk-turns-bus-stops-into-goals.html

Dimitar Berbatov David Albelda Alessandro Nesta

2012 MLS, Week 8: What To Watch For

Midweek games here in Dallas never cease to amazing me at how much it breaks up my week. Normal weeks have me doing the same old thing but a game smack dap in the middle of the week is a nice break. Last night’s RSL-FC Dallas game was a good one to get the new?[continue reading]

Source: http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/WVHooligan/~3/BS188GlgvWQ/

Michael Ballack Lucio David Suazo

US 1-0 Barbados - US advances

Source: http://mysoccerblog.blogspot.com/2008/06/us-1-0-barbados-us-advances.html

Fabio Quagliarella Diego Milito Gabriel Milito

Enjoy a free In-Play bet on Chelsea v Napoli with bet365

Source: http://soccerphile.blogspot.com/2012/03/enjoy-free-in-play-bet-on-chelsea-v.html

Clarence Seedorf Florent Malouda Carlos Tévez

Let?s Play: Barcelona ? Chelsea

CL Preview: Tuesday 2:45pmET (8:45 Central European Time), Fox Soccer The final whistle blows and one team falls down, head in hands or head between knees. One set of fans clutches at their scarves as they wander away through what should be a drizzle at least, maybe a cleansing downpour. They go home and sit [...]

Source: http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/BarcelonaFootballBlog/~3/MOkiKrUeNaM/

Kolo Touré Vicente Diego Forlán

Rafa Marquez runs opponent into the ground and breaks his clavicle

Just before halftime in the New York Red Bulls' 2-2 draw against San Jose on Saturday night, New York's Rafa Marquez made his time in MLS even more disappointing than it already was. While defending a corner kick, Marquez decided to wrap his arms around San Jose's Shea Salinas and run him into the ground shoulder first. He even added an extra kick to the face just for good measure.

It was a bizarre move which was way over the top even if there was some kind of provocation, but Marquez got away with it and didn't receive a yellow card until the 86th minute.

Salinas, meanwhile, had to leave the match with a fractured clavicle.

Between this and telling the press that his teammates weren't equal to him last season, it's really starting to seem like the Mexico captain is only in MLS as some kind of saboteur. And to collect the league's third highest wages ($4.6 million in 2011). Actually, it's probably just the latter.

Source: http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/soccer-dirty-tackle/rafa-marquez-runs-opponent-ground-breaks-clavicle-054000299.html

Dimitar Berbatov David Albelda Alessandro Nesta

Colombian footballer allegedly threatens teammates with paintball gun

Argentina Primera Division side Racing Club kicked striker Teofilo Gutierrez off the squad after he allegedly threatened his teammates with a paintball gun. Gutierrez was sent off in the 67th minute of Saturday's 4-1 loss to Independiente (he also scored Racing Club's only goal), leaving his side to play with nine men when they were still just 2-1 down.

It was the Colombian international's fourth sending off since he joined the club from Tranbzonspor in February of last year. And though he's scored 22 goals in 35 matches with the club, his teammates got fed up with him and that's when the trouble began.

From Reuters:

Local media reported fighting in the Racing changing room at Independiente as team mates turned on Gutierrez after a senseless red card for insulting the referee left them with nine men for the final 21 minutes on Saturday. The striker then allegedly threatened them with a paintball gun.

"We will seek a mutual way out but (Gutierrez) won't play for Racing again," Cogorno said of the 26-year-old [...]

"People are tired of Teo's attitude," he added of the striker.

Though Liverpool was reportedly very interested in Gutierrez last year, this paintball gun business makes it sound like he might flourish at Chelsea. Just put him and Ashley Cole in a room together and they can shoot each other all day.

Source: http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/soccer-dirty-tackle/colombian-footballer-allegedly-threatens-teammates-paintball-gun-025642072.html

Diego Forlán Michael Owen William Gallas

Ready to rock: J. League 2012 set for kick-off

Source: http://soccerphile.blogspot.com/2012/03/ready-to-rock-j-league-2012-set-for.html

Sergio Agüero Nery Castillo Javier Mascherano

Future News: Barcelona petition FIFA to declare possession more important than goals

Barcelona took a bold step to ensure their continued dominance by petitioning FIFA to rewrite the rules of football so that possession of the ball counts for more than goals scored. Following two important losses over a four day span to Chelsea and Real Madrid in which Barcelona dominated�possession�of the ball but still failed to score more goals than their opposition, they decided that now was the time to act.

"Football is obviously broken," said Barcelona midfielder, and defender of all that is right, Xavi. "When the team that just scores the most goals is ruled the winner over a team that holds the ball for the vast majority of the match only because the rules say so,�something is very wrong. And it is time we correct that wrong. Because Cesc is suffering."

Xavi is not the only Barcelona player speaking out on this issue, though. After Barcelona's 1-0 loss to Chelsea in the first leg of their Champions League semifinal despite maintaing 79 percent of possession, Andres Iniesta labeled the match "unjust." A sentiment that teammate Sergio Busquests echoed after Barcelona lost a decisive match in the Spanish league title race to rivals Real Madrid by a score of 2-1 even though the Catalans kept 72 percent of possession.

"We hope that FIFA will finally take this matter seriously and take action," Xavi continued, standing on a table so he could be seen. "It is time for all other clubs to resume their poor�imitation of�our style of play and lose to us with dignity. After all, everyone knows that playing disciplined defense within the rules of the game and then using patience and precision to score on the counter attack is still cheating and equivalent to puppy murder. Actually, it's worse. Defending is worse than puppy murder."

When reached for comment on Barcelona's petition, a FIFA spokesman said they are taking these concerns quite seriously and the public should be far more interested in this than anything to do with corruption.

Source: http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/soccer-dirty-tackle/future-news-barcelona-petition-fifa-declare-possession-more-225601843.html

Rafael van der Vaart Robin Van Persie Samir Nasri

Making Over the US Open Cup | WVHooligan - Soccer Blog [Digg]

Just go ahead and add this to the dozen or so other posts out there today about the US Open Cup. I'll spare you the preview between the Seattle Sounders FC

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Wednesday, April 25, 2012

Chelsea advances to UEFA Champions League Final with 2-2 draw the Nou Camp

Chelsea shocked the experts by advancing the UEFA Champions League Final 3-2 on aggregate.�It was a great effort from the London side as they would were down 2-0 (2-1 on aggregate) late in the first half and had their captain John Terry sent off. The match started out a bit slowly but would gradually start [...]

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FSB Interview ? Euro 2012 Producer Seb Enrique

  To compliment our UEFA Euro 2012 Review and as part of our launch day coverage we manged to grab some time with the man behind the European adventure, FIFA Producer Seb Enrique. A lot of these questions were taken directly from you guys, so have a read and hit the comments with your thoughts. [...]

Source: http://fifasoccerblog.com/blog/fsb-interview-euro-2012-line-producer-seb-enrique/

Fabio Quagliarella Diego Milito Gabriel Milito

Real Madrid vs Valencia: Pepe showing evolution passed him by

Source: http://www.soccerblog.com/2012/04/real-madrid-vs-valencia-pepe-s.htm

Pavel Nedved Frédéric Kanouté Kolo Touré

K-League Gets Temperatures Rising Already

Source: http://soccerphile.blogspot.com/2012/03/k-league-gets-temperatures-rising.html

Kim Kallström Filippo Inzaghi Javier Zanetti

Cars, cash and a cruise are being given away in the bet365 Prize Ladder promotion

Source: http://soccerphile.blogspot.com/2012/04/cars-cash-and-cruise-are-being-given.html

Fabio Quagliarella Diego Milito Gabriel Milito

Roma?s Erik Lamela gets three-match ban for spitting at Stephan Lichtsteiner

Near the end of Juventus' 4-0 win over a 10-man Roma side, Stephan Lichtsteiner and Erik Lamela got into a bit of a tiff. As the two jawed at each other, Lichtsteiner attempted to shut Lamela down by simply showing him one finger for each goal Juve scored (pictured below). Unable to form a witty, finger-based comeback, Lamela decided to spit at Lichtsteiner as he jogged by.

Well, Lamela's loogie was caught on camera and on Monday he was hit with a three-match ban for it. In a statement on its official website, Roma says that they reviewed the video and will not appeal. It was also added that, "Erik Lamela wishes to apologize to the fans, his teammates, the coach and his opponent for this regrettable incident."

Meanwhile, Lichtsteiner's original�proclamation�still stands...

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Source: http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/soccer-dirty-tackle/roma-erik-lamela-gets-three-match-ban-spitting-185117661.html

Luca Toni Alex Hernán Crespo

Nike Releases Euro 2012 Kits

Now quick, everybody stick your chest out real far…
Rarely, if ever, do promotional shots seem to indicate the actual height of footballer, making them appear giants when in reality, many could appear to be trick-or-treaters with a half decent mask. This one seems more appropriate. Though Wesley Sneijder does look as if he’s about to [...]

Source: http://www.worldcupblog.org/euro-2012/nike-releases-euro-2012-kits.html

Pavel Nedved Frédéric Kanouté Kolo Touré

The Club That Cried Luck

Sometimes luck can be a too easy excuse. Sometimes bad bounces can be used as cover for deeper failings. And sometimes, rather like with the boy who cried wolf, an over-reliance on using luck as a convenient crutch can make it so that when the breaks really do fall entirely in the wrong direction nobody [...]

Source: http://liverpool.theoffside.com/premier-league/the-club-that-cried-luck.html

Gennaro Gattuso Frank Lampard Rio Ferdinand

When Citizens Attack: K-League Season Gathering Pace

Source: http://soccerphile.blogspot.com/2012/04/when-citizens-attack-k-league-season.html

Daniele De Rossi Michael Ballack Lucio

Valencia giving away Europa League semifinal tickets for free

The Europa League has been very entertaining at times this season, but it is still an overpriced consolation tournament. And so Valencia have decided to give season ticket holders free entry to the second leg of their Europa League semifinal against Atletico Madrid in an effort to ensure they have a full stadium as they trail 4-2 (thanks in part to the lovely Falcao goal above) after the first leg.

From Reuters:

"It is an absolute necessity that there is an extraordinary atmosphere at the Mestalla that helps push the side towards the achievable aim of a place in the final in Bucharest," the 2004 UEFA Cup winners said in a statement on Friday.

Valencia fans, who will be reimbursed if they have already purchased a ticket, have whistled their team and under-fire coach Unai Emery after some inconsistent results in recent weeks.

Yes, when clubs are giving away free tickets (and reimbursing those who already bought them) to the second leg of a semifinal when they're only down by two goals, it might be a sign that the competition needs revamping. Again.

Source: http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/soccer-dirty-tackle/valencia-giving-away-europa-league-semifinal-tickets-free-132400989.html

Philipp Lahm Gianluca Zambrotta Torsten Frings

Tuesday, April 24, 2012

The Future?s Not Ours To See

Over the last two decades or so, American media has had this tendency to look at the Association game through the lens of its own relative popularity. Every milestone�and major achievement leaves people asking, “What does this mean for the future of soccer in America?” This has become clich�to the point of absurdity. The game [...]

Source: http://www.davesfootballblog.com/post/2011/04/27/the-futures-not-ours-to-see/

Nemanja Vidic Maxi Rodríguez Philipp Lahm

Geoff Shreeves tries to make Branislav Ivanovic cry in post-match interview

Branislav Ivanovic went into the Champions League final second leg with Barcelona knowing a booking would keep him out of the final if Chelsea progressed. Following his penalty protests, he saw yellow, which means he'll be joining John Terry, Raul Mereiles and Ramires on the sidelines in Munich on May 19th.

Sky Sports reporter Geoff Shreeves seemed very keen to remind the Serbian defender of his unfortunate predicament in a post-match interview. If you pause the video at around the five-second mark, you'll just about capture the moment when Shreeves�metaphorically�punches him in the junk.

Source: http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/soccer-dirty-tackle/geoff-shreeves-tries-branislav-ivanovic-cry-post-match-213614791.html

Dimitar Berbatov David Albelda Alessandro Nesta

Spam From Kerala Take me off this email chain ASAP

Source: http://soccerphile.blogspot.com/2012/03/spam-from-kerala-take-me-off-this-email.html

Gianluca Zambrotta Torsten Frings Pavel Nedved

10 of the best Dutch footballers in recent years

10 of the best Dutch footballers in recent years - originally posted on Soccerlens.com

The Netherlands international team go into this summer’s Euro 2012 tournament as one of the favourites and frontrunners, with quality throughout Bert van Marwijk’s side. However, unfortunately the Eredivisie has lost its ability to keep the best homegrown players in the country and Ajax’s UEFA Champions League glory of 1995 seems like an eternity ago....

From Soccerlens.com - Football News

Source: http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/soccerlens/~3/i4zE_e3CA3A/

Gianluca Zambrotta Torsten Frings Pavel Nedved

Weekend Betting Odds: Arsenal v Chelsea and Manchester United v Everton

Weekend Betting Odds: Arsenal v Chelsea and Manchester United v Everton - originally posted on Soccerlens.com

Two cracking games on Sky this weekend, and first up is the lunchtime clash between Arsenal and Chelsea on Saturday (12.45pm Ko, SS2). Arsenal v Chelsea The Gunners have been chalked up as even money (2) favourites with�Boylesports�and�Betfred�to come out on top and they are expected to do just that. The Wenger boys have won...

From Soccerlens.com - Football News

Source: http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/soccerlens/~3/GwVL244zBDY/

Miroslav Klose Sergio Ramos Luca Toni

Revealed: The 2012-13 Nike Netherlands Home Jersey

With the Euro?s just around the corner, and the anticipation building, Nike has finally released the national team home jerseys. One of the best looking jerseys that has been released is the new Nike Netherlands home jersey . As is custom with the Netherlands, this new style is still predominantly orange so it will definitely [...]

Source: http://soccerprose.com/soccer-fans/revealed-the-2012-13-nike-netherlands-home-jersey/

Philipp Lahm Gianluca Zambrotta Torsten Frings

Cruel and wrong onside decisions sink Wigan against Chelsea, 1-2

Source: http://www.soccerblog.com/2012/04/cruel-and-wrong-onside-decisio.htm

Zé Roberto Frank Ribéry Andriy Shevchenko

Mario Menezes Renders World Cup 2014 Moot, Claims Victory

It’s a bit early to be handing out the big trophy for 2012, particularly with the world about to end in a few months time here, but Mario Menezes sees no fault in staking claim to it more than two years out. This is probably the fault of the internet age rendering the man behind [...]

Source: http://www.worldcupblog.org/world-football/mario-menezes-renders-world-cup-2014-moot-claims-victory.html

Carlos Tévez David Beckham Daniele De Rossi

Ready to rock: J. League 2012 set for kick-off

Source: http://soccerphile.blogspot.com/2012/03/ready-to-rock-j-league-2012-set-for.html

Fabio Cannavaro Gianluigi Buffon Wayne Rooney

Revealed: The 2012-13 Nike USA Home Jersey?

Well here it is after much to do and fanfare, the 2012-13 Nike USA Home jersey, and boy is it a doozy. I’m not sure how I feel about this jersey in terms of style, but the more I look at it, the more it grows on me. I think my first reaction to the [...]

Source: http://soccerprose.com/national-teams/revealed-the-2012-13-nike-usa-home-jersey/

David Silva Andrés Iniesta Dejan Stankovic

Monday, April 23, 2012

English Premier League Weekend Recap ? 21 April 2012

Arsenal were held by Chelsea, Newcastle won at home, and Tottenham continued to struggle in the English Premier League on April 21, 2012. Arsenal 0-0 Chelsea Arsenal were clearly the stronger side but failed to convert any of their chances. Chelsea, who have one eye on an upcoming Champions League 2nd leg, were lucky to [...]

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Source: http://www.the90thminute.com/soccer/2012/04/english-premier-league-weekend-recap-21-april-2012/

William Gallas Zé Roberto Frank Ribéry

UEFA Euro 2012: Trophies

Not everyone is into Gamerscore or collecting Trophies but for those that are, here’s the list that’ll be added to FIFA 12 when the Euro 2012 DLC is released. There’s 10 in total, 7 Bronze and 3 Silver, but we don’t know what they’ll convert to in GS yet. Make It Possible Succeed in a [...]

Source: http://fifasoccerblog.com/blog/uefa-euro-2012-trophies/

Kim Kallström Filippo Inzaghi Javier Zanetti

Well Played Portland, Well Played | WVHooligan - Soccer Blog [Digg]

I'm sure you've seen this photo by now as it was all over the web last night and on the telecast of the Seattle-RSL game on ESPN2. This just adds to the

Source: http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/WVHooligan/~3/kh3HTgqmdHQ/well_played_portland_well_played_wvhooligan_soccer_blog

Philipp Lahm Gianluca Zambrotta Torsten Frings

England headless with two months to go

Source: http://soccerphile.blogspot.com/2012/04/england-headless-with-two-months-to-go.html

Michael Ballack Lucio David Suazo

FC Dallas might lose Toja to Europe

Source: http://mysoccerblog.blogspot.com/2008/07/fc-dallas-might-lose-toja-to-europe.html

John Terry Zlatan Ibrahimović Michael Essien

Former FIFA president says World Cups were fixed

Source: http://mysoccerblog.blogspot.com/2008/06/former-fifa-president-says-world-cups.html

Ricardo Quaresma Carlos Puyol Nemanja Vidic

Peter Crouch probably doesn?t play a lot of golf

It was the England Foundation Charity Golf Day today, which gave Peter Crouch the perfect opportunity to show how ridiculous he looks holding a driver.

The Stoke striker also showed his utter lack of fairway etiquette by teeing up in skinny jeans and boots. Honestly, who plays golf in jeans? Everybody knows you're supposed to wear tasteful slacks like these.

Spotted on kicktv.tumblr.com

Source: http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/soccer-dirty-tackle/peter-crouch-probably-doesn-t-play-lot-golf-230123463.html

Carlos Puyol Nemanja Vidic Maxi Rodríguez

Jack Warner in another money fight - Wants T&T to play all home games abroad

Source: http://mysoccerblog.blogspot.com/2008/06/jack-warner-in-another-money-fight.html

David Albelda Alessandro Nesta Ricardo Carvalho

Central midfield pairing of Juninho and Kovalenko is key to Los Angeles? title run in | WVHooligan - Soccer Blog [Digg]

The Los Angeles Galaxy currently boasts maybe the most unlikely cast of midfielders of any MLS squad. With over 9 World Cup appearances the Galaxy?s

Source: http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/WVHooligan/~3/hjKsiOAanWQ/central_midfield_pairing_of_juninho_and_kovalenko_is_key_to_los_angeles_title_run_in_wvhooligan_soccer_blog

Daniel Alves Petr Cech Fabio Cannavaro

Mario Menezes Renders World Cup 2014 Moot, Claims Victory

It’s a bit early to be handing out the big trophy for 2012, particularly with the world about to end in a few months time here, but Mario Menezes sees no fault in staking claim to it more than two years out. This is probably the fault of the internet age rendering the man behind [...]

Source: http://www.worldcupblog.org/world-football/mario-menezes-renders-world-cup-2014-moot-claims-victory.html

Dejan Stankovic Clarence Seedorf Florent Malouda

Sunday, April 22, 2012

Cars, cash and a cruise are being given away in the bet365 Prize Ladder promotion

Source: http://soccerphile.blogspot.com/2012/04/cars-cash-and-cruise-are-being-given.html

Adrian Mutu Kim Kallström Filippo Inzaghi

Former FIFA president says World Cups were fixed

Source: http://mysoccerblog.blogspot.com/2008/06/former-fifa-president-says-world-cups.html

Michael Essien David Villa Francesco Totti

Dempsey's double does in Bolton as Fulham win, 3-0

Source: http://www.soccerblog.com/2012/04/dempseys-double-does-in-bolton.htm

Zé Roberto Frank Ribéry Andriy Shevchenko

Vizari Harmony Soccer Ball ? Size 3

Vizari Harmony Soccer Ball: Sports & Outdoors

Source: http://www.totalsoccermadness.com/vizari-harmony-soccer-ball-size-3/

Juninho Pernambucano Rafael van der Vaart Robin Van Persie

Barca 1, Evil Empire 2, aka ?Winning, losing, pride and states of grace?

Once upon a time, years ago, I was a newbie bicycle racer who was just getting his legs underneath him. I finished a race in third place, and I was thrilled. My coach, however, said “That just means that you’re second among the losers.” Charles Barkley never won a title in the National Basketball Association. [...]

Source: http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/BarcelonaFootballBlog/~3/fWgSpwZ0nz0/

Pavel Nedved Frédéric Kanouté Kolo Touré

FC Dallas might lose Toja to Europe

Source: http://mysoccerblog.blogspot.com/2008/07/fc-dallas-might-lose-toja-to-europe.html

Nery Castillo Javier Mascherano Adrian Mutu

Fifa World Rankings For March 2012

Source: http://soccerphile.blogspot.com/2012/03/fifa-world-rankings-for-march-2012.html

Wesley Sneijder Ronaldo David Silva

Mancini: Mario Balotelli to be sold in the summer

Source: http://www.soccerblog.com/2012/04/mancini-mario-balotelli-to-be-1.htm

Frank Ribéry Andriy Shevchenko Patrick Vieira

Saturday, April 21, 2012

The Existential Dread of the Final

I’m fearing the worst today. This is probably not the proper reaction to have to the UEFA Champions League Final.�It’s the big day!�It’s�Europe’s answer to Super Bowl Sunday, and more people are watching this! Two massive clubs, both domestic champions, battle it out to be champions of the continent! What more could you want? An [...]

Source: http://www.davesfootballblog.com/post/2011/05/28/the-existential-dread-of-the-final/

Michael Essien David Villa Francesco Totti

Match Preview: Liverpool v. West Brom, 04.22.12

After late winners at Ewood Park and Wembley, Liverpool return to Anfield to host West Brom, where they’ll hope to earn just their sixth home victory of the 2011-2012 campaign. A good chunk of the headlines will focus on Roy Hodgson’s first time back at Anfield after his managerial spell ended last January, but Liverpool [...]

Source: http://liverpool.theoffside.com/team-news/match-preview-liverpool-v-west-brom-04-22-12.html

Miroslav Klose Sergio Ramos Luca Toni

The goal that spawned 1000 cules

I’m just going to leave this here…

Source: http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/BarcelonaFootballBlog/~3/fw6jxr9_e40/

David Silva Andrés Iniesta Dejan Stankovic

Euro 2012 Symbol Defacement Wins Public Shaming

Important lesson for all who travel to Ukraine for the Euros in a couple of months: don’t kick stuff.
A couple of local gents in Dnepropetrovsk had a bit too much of the lager and when jaunting about town, decided to kick one of the giant display balls, which then smashed into pieces. Not having the [...]

Source: http://www.worldcupblog.org/world-football/euro-2012-symbol-defacement-wins-public-shaming.html

Torsten Frings Pavel Nedved Frédéric Kanouté

April 19/20: What to watch, where to go

THURSDAY, APRIL 19 TELEVISION UEFA EUROPA LEAGUE Athletic Bilbao (Spain) at Sporting Lisbon (Portugal) GolTV, noon It's an all-Iberian final four in Europe's No. 2 club competition, and this is the only semifinal match not taking place in Spain. Sporting has defended well in the tournament, but the Basques come in averaging two goals per game and already have taken care of Manchester United and Schalke. Replay: midnight. Also Valencia (Spain) at Atletico Madrid (Spain), GolTV, 2 p.

Source: http://espn.go.com/blog/los-angeles/soccer/post/_/id/15930/april-1920-what-to-watch-where-to-go

Alexandre Pato Maicon Jamie Carragher

Donetsk Turns Bus Stops Into Goals

This is an excellent idea to promote Euro 2012 in the city, and it might not even sport a lower cost on materials for normal bus stops. (Shot in the dark.)
It’s going to be a terrible idea the first time an old lady gets her nose broken because some kid decided to chip a Moskvitch [...]

Source: http://www.worldcupblog.org/world-football/donetsk-turns-bus-stops-into-goals.html

Zé Roberto Frank Ribéry Andriy Shevchenko

2012 MLS Power Rankings: Week 6

Another week down in MLS and time for some rankings. The top two tiers are still where they were a week ago but the bottom tier got a little more crowded in my book. Saying all of that we have a new number one (I know I’m late to that party). Also, San Jose is?[continue reading]

Source: http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/WVHooligan/~3/4vw607QgdoI/

Fabio Quagliarella Diego Milito Gabriel Milito

Champions League semi-finals: Chelsea play a perfect match in 1-0 Barca upset

Source: http://www.soccerblog.com/2012/04/champions-league-semi-finals-c.htm

Hernán Crespo Owen Hargreaves Wesley Sneijder

Suarez Plans Extended Stay, and Other Tuesday Notes

In today’s news and notes, Luis Suarez wants to stay at Liverpool next year?but only after spending the summer in sunny London. Plus Andy Carroll wants more minutes and a four letter word that rhymes with duck, stuck, and monster truck?
* We’ve got a bit of a run on Luis Suarez today, with the biggest [...]

Source: http://liverpool.theoffside.com/team-news/suarez-plans-extended-stay-and-other-tuesday-notes.html

Andriy Shevchenko Patrick Vieira Diego

DT Exclusive: Jose Mourinho investigates who stole Real Madrid?s boots

Prior to the first leg of Bayern Munich and Real Madrid's Champions League semifinal in Munich, a mystery thief stole six pairs of boots from Real's dressing room. Three pairs belonged to Cristiano Ronaldo alone, while the others belonged to Mesut Ozil and Karim Benzema. Real Madrid went on to lose the match 2-1 and Ronaldo failed to score. Meanwhile, Marca says that Bayern have given no explanation for the theft even though the dressing rooms at the Allianz Arena are�monitored�by security cameras (sidebar: what?). The following is a transcript of Real Madrid manager Jose Mourinho's investigation into the matter.

Mourinho: Someone is trying to undermine me and I will find out who it is. Like every evil plot, the most obvious suspect is Barcelona conspirator and fake charity organization UNICEF. Marcelo, get me list of UNICEF celebrity ambassadors/nefarious operatives.

[Marcelo hands him a pirate scroll]

Mourinho: Messi, Shakira -- too obvious. Here is one, this is the thief. (Dials phone) Ricky Martin, you stole boots from Real Madrid. Admit it now or you will be dying la vida loca.

Martin: What? That doesn't even make sense. Mr. Mourinho, like I told you when you accused me of hiding pro-Barcelona messages in the official song of the 1998 World Cup last year -- I have no idea what you're talking about.

Mourinho: You are a lying liar, Ricky Martin. Admit that Xavi was in Menudo! Admit it now!

[Ricky Martin hangs up]

Mourinho: It was not Ricky Martin. But I know which of his cohorts it was. (Dials another number) Jackie Chan, give back Ronaldo's boots or I will show you what MMA really means: Mourinho Martial Arts. Your eyes will�squeal�like a pony horse carrying Rafa Benitez.

Chan:

Mourinho: Jackie Chan is innocent. This time. But if it was not UNICEF it must have been referees. Howard Webb was too busy preparing to be horrible at his job to do it. That leaves Wolfgang Stark. (Dials) Hello? Wolfgang? It is Jose Mourinho. I am surprised you were able to answer your phone without swallowing it. Admit your crime to me right now. Do it. Do it now.

Stark: I am seriously considering a career as a dentist because of you. A dentist! Please, I'm begging you, just leave me alone.

Mourinho: If it wasn't UNICEF and it wasn't referees, it must be Bayern. Still upset after I beat them in 2010 Champions League final to win the treble. Looking to get advantage when they know they cannot win over two legs. So who was it? Franck Ribery's prostitutes? Mario Gomez's ornamental hair? Philipp Lahm looking for a new shoe to live inside? I will know.

Xabi Alonso: Boss? Pepe is hiding in the corner and chewing on the missing boots. Kaka tried to take them away but Pepe stabbed him in the neck. Kaka already forgave him, but then passed out. He's bleeding everywhere. I think he said something about seeing a light and going towards Real Madrid Resort Island.

Mourinho: It was Shakira all along...

Source: http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/soccer-dirty-tackle/dt-exclusive-jose-mourinho-investigates-stole-real-madrid-054349194.html

Florent Malouda Carlos Tévez David Beckham

Friday, April 20, 2012

Liverpool Set to Face ?Embarrassed? Chelsea

In the end, Chelsea demolished Tottenham 5-1, though it took a series of horrible refereeing decisions by Martin Atkinson while the game was still close to tilt what had been a largely even game in their favour. No matter the help they received along the way, it sets up an FA Cup final in three [...]

Source: http://liverpool.theoffside.com/fa-cup/liverpool-set-to-face-embarrassed-chelsea.html

Gabriel Milito Gary Neville Juninho Pernambucano