A two-footed tackle from behind before casually walking away as his opponent writhes in pain? Yes, you're looking at a member of the first graduating class of the Barton-De Jong School of Tackling for the Gifted -- a prestigious academy that is already producing some of the most dangerous young tacklers in the world.
With classes like "Not That Kind of Player 101" and "Reacting with Surprise to Being Shown a Red Card," the Barton-De Jong School prepares kids for the realities of reckless challenges in the real world. Enroll your child today!
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