Nicklas Bendtner: The name to remember from day six of Euro 2012

By Nicklas Bendtner

I will keep this short since you should already know my name better than your own.

I scored two goals and Cristiano Ronaldo scored none goals. Therefore I am better than Ronaldo. And since Lionel Messi isn't even in this tournament, that makes me the�undisputed (your vote doesn't count) Best Player in the World. The end. I'm welcome.

Now here are some facts about me that I have decided are true:

-I have revolutionized advertising using just my underpants.

-I enjoy all humor phrases people make about me because they are about me.

-I have never read anything about you, yet you are reading about me right now. That makes me better than you. Undisputedly.

-I am the Highlander.

-I know what "undisputed" means.

-My Bendtner Bucks will replace the euro.

-All of your pizza belongs to me.

-I will ignore all words that come after this one. This two. Whatever.

Previous names to remember: Alan Dzagoev,�Michael Krohn-Dehli,�Nikica Jelavic,�Andriy Shevchenko, Theo Gebre Selassie

Source: http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/soccer-dirty-tackle/nicklas-bendtner-name-remember-day-six-euro-2012-054924213--sow.html

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