Tuesday, May 31, 2011

Wilshere thinks Arsenal must harass referees more

Though the Premier League season just ended, teams are already looking ahead to how they can improve next season. Some will pin their hopes on new players or different tactics, but Jack Wilshere thinks he has a different answer for Arsenal: complaining harder.

From Soccernet:

"It's no use just Robin van Persie going because it looks like it's just him having a go at the ref. If we all get round him..." Wilshere said.

"You just see the other teams do it and you think 'we need to do it as well'. Man United are the best at it. They get round the referee. We have to be more of a team and be more aggressive and show more authority."

It shows something, but I'm not sure "authority" is it. Hopefully this was just a joke and a dig at Manchester United that was lost in translation. If this is seriously considered a reasonable method of improving results by professional footballers though, it might be time to start letting referees use tasers.

Photo: Getty

Source: http://sports.yahoo.com/soccer/blog/dirty-tackle/post/Wilshere-thinks-Arsenal-must-harass-referees-mor?urn=sow-wp2123

Michael Owen William Gallas Zé Roberto

Vancouver Whitecaps fire Coach Teitur Thordarson

The struggling Vancouver Whitecaps have fired coach Teitur Thordarson. The�Major League Soccer club also fired goalkeeper coach Mike Salmon on Monday. Director of soccer operations Tom Soehn will take over as coach for the rest of the season. The expansion Whitecaps have not won since their opener March 19 — when they defeated Toronto FC [...]

Source: http://www.totalsoccerblog.com/2011/05/31/vancouver-whitecaps-fire-coach-teitur-thordarson/

Samuel Eto’o Steven Gerrard Lionel Messi

US 1-0 Barbados - US advances

Source: http://mysoccerblog.blogspot.com/2008/06/us-1-0-barbados-us-advances.html

Cesc Fàbregas Xavi Juan Román Riquelme

Best Bets: What to watch/where to go

MONDAY, MAY 30

  • TELEVISION

ENGLISH CHAMPIONSHIP
Swansea City vs. Reading
Fox Soccer Channel, 7 a.m.

The winner of this Wembley promotion final will join Queens Park Rangers and Norwich City in the climb to the Premier Division. Swansea won both regular-season meeting by 1-0 scorelines. Replay: Fox Soccer Plus, noon, 6 p.m. and 1 a.m.

(Read full post)

Source: http://espn.go.com/blog/los-angeles/soccer/post/_/id/8512/best-bets-what-to-watchwhere-to-go-9

Miroslav Klose Sergio Ramos Luca Toni

Bumper FIFA 12 News Round Up

Well considering it’s a bank holiday Monday in the UK it’s been a busy, busy day of FIFA 12 activity. We broke the ice early this morning with our �exclusive interview with FIFA 12 Gameplay Producer, Santiago Jaramillo but since then it’s been one article after another. And as we’re going offline for a few [...]

Source: http://fifasoccerblog.com/blog/bumper-fifa-12-news-round-up/

Fabio Cannavaro Gianluigi Buffon Wayne Rooney

Jaqua might return to Houston, at least for a little while

Source: http://mysoccerblog.blogspot.com/2008/07/jaqua-might-return-to-houston-at-least.html

Luca Toni Alex Hernán Crespo

Michael Vick Can?t Afford to Wait on a New Contract

While the NFL is trying to keep everyone’s focus on the playoff race, the specter of the 2011 lockout still looms large over proceedings. The league issued a ticket refund policy a couple weeks ago — something it probably wouldn’t do if it wasn’t planning on canceling the season. The NFL Players Association is starting [...]

Source: http://www.davesfootballblog.com/post/2010/12/14/michael-vick-cant-afford-to-wait-on-a-new-contract/

Andrea Pirlo Didier Drogba Daniel Alves

UEFA Champions League Final: A look back at how Barcelona and Manchester United reach the final

By Geoff Reid It’s been a very good UEFA Champions League season with a dream final for most fans, and neutral fans at that. You can also definitely say that from a marketing perspective, you couldn’t have asked for a better final, maybe a Barcelona vs Real Madrid final arguably, but we already saw that in the semi finals. Manchester [...]

Source: http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/WVHooligan/~3/Yq8HIA3tGLw/

Juan Román Riquelme Iker Casillas Ryan Giggs

BFB Staff Predictions (EDIT for Euler!)

Two days hence the biggest event since we were nearly Raptured away is happening. I know you were sitting in your home, office, shantytown, and thinking to your self: “self, I wonder what the writers for this blog that I read religiously predict for the final on Saturday, I wish they would compile them all [...]

Source: http://www.barcelonafootballblog.com/9113/bfb-staff-predictions/

Joe Cole Miroslav Klose Sergio Ramos

George's Premiership Predictions March 19

Source: http://soccerphile.blogspot.com/2011/03/georges-premiership-predictions-march.html

Lucio David Suazo Dimitar Berbatov

Monday, May 30, 2011

Donovan still interested in EPL

Source: http://mysoccerblog.blogspot.com/2008/07/donovan-still-interested-in-epl.html

Rafael van der Vaart Robin Van Persie Samir Nasri

Pre-Match Build Up in Quotes

FC BARCELONA Pep Guardiola, coach On 2009 final: We watched the 2009 final again and Manchester United was a lot better than us in the first half. If Gerard doesn’t get to that ball faster than Park in the 2009 final, it’s 1-0 for them and the game can change. About Sir Alex Ferguson: If [...]

Source: http://www.barcelonafootballblog.com/9103/prematch-build-quotes/

Steven Gerrard Lionel Messi Thierry Henry

Warner quotes FIFA exec as saying Qatar ‘bought’ World Cup

CONCACAF president Jack Warner threatened a "football tsunami" would soon hit FIFA, and after he learned of the suspension handed to him and the Asian Football Confederation's Qatari president Mohamed Bin Hammam over allegations of handing out cash bribes, he unleashed the first storm. Via highly professional information outlet that is the Trinidad and Tobago Soca Warriors Facebook page.

In Warner's rambling, cut-throat response to his punishment, he shared a message from FIFA secretary general Jerome Valcke (pictured above, center) that casts even further doubt over how Qatar managed to win the 2022 World Cup, which has already been subjected to one round of vote buying accusations.

Says the utterly unreliable source that is FIFA vice president Jack Warner:

On May 18 when I realised that the political battle between Blatter and Bin Hammam was getting out of hand I wrote Secretary General Valcke telling him, among other things, that the outcome of the elections may cause some fracture in the Arab world� which we can ill afford now and that I will like to ask Bin Hammam to withdraw from the race. To which Jerome replied to me and I quote :

"For MBH [Mohamed Bin Hammam], I never understood why he was running. If really he thought he had a chance or just being an extreme way to express how much he does not like anymore JSB [Sepp Blatter]. Or he thought you can buy FIFA as they bought the WC [World Cup]. I have a bet since day one, he will withdraw but on June 1st after his 10 min speech. By doing so he can say he push Blatter to make new commitments bla bla bla and get out under applause. Before means he is a looser. So...He will get some votes. Less than 60 today after CAF support. It will be the "coup de grace" if you would officially send a message as the CONCACAF President by saying CONCACAF supports unanimously. So I am not giving you an advice but just my feeling about what I think is the situation."

Even if Warner can produce documents to back up this quote, and the fact that FIFA executives generally accept that the World Cup was bought can be proven, Jack's tsunami probably still won't be in the forecast. A passing thunderstorm, maybe, but, like cockroaches, FIFA's ability to survive anything is unmatched.

Now, implicating his alleged co-conspirator in a separate bribery case may seem like an odd way for Warner to defend Bin Hammam and himself, but it just goes to show how widespread the corruption is in this organization. They can't defend themselves/attack their fellow members on one matter without bumping into incrimination on another. It's like they're all trying to make their way through a gold-plated house of mirrors and we just have to sit and watch.

Photo: AP

Source: http://sports.yahoo.com/soccer/blog/dirty-tackle/post/Warner-quotes-FIFA-exec-as-saying-Qatar-bought-?urn=sow-wp2066

Diego Simão Sabrosa Arjen Robben

UEFA Champions League Final Match Predictions ? 28 May 2011

The UEFA Champions League final is only hours away but who will win? Below are some predictions for the match including the final score and goalscorers. These are just predictions though and I’d be surprised if they turn out to be exactly correct. UEFA Champions League Final Match Predictions Saturday, 28 May 2011 Barcelona v [...]

Source: http://www.the90thminute.com/soccer/2011/05/uefa-champions-league-final-match-predictions-28-may-2011/

Alex Hernán Crespo Owen Hargreaves

1968 Champions League Final (Wembley): Man Utd 4 Benfica 1

Source: http://www.soccerblog.com/2011/05/1968-champions-league-final-we.htm

Rio Ferdinand Deco John Terry

DT Exclusive: How Carlo Ancelotti was sacked

Carlo Ancelotti was unceremoniously sacked in a corridor at Goodison Park following Chelsea's season-ending loss to Everton on Sunday. The following is a transcript of how we imagine his conversation with Chelsea chief executive Ron Gourlay went.

Gourlay: Carlo, I have a message from Mr. Abramovich for you.

Ancelotti: OK. What is it?

Gourlay: He says he hopes you have a nice summer, that you're welcome to use one of his less favorite yachts whenever you want, that you're sacked and that he hopes you have a nice summer. Wait, did I already say that?

Ancelotti: I'm sacked?

Gourlay: Right. And you can use one of his less favorite yachts. How great is that?!

Ancelotti: But I'm sacked? How can you tell me such news like this?

Gourlay: (shrugs) We do this kind of a lot. At this point it's like sneezing.

Ancelotti: Where is Mr. Abramovich? Can I hear this from him?

Gourlay: Uh. I don't know where he is. He's definitely not here. He's probably having lunch with P. Diddy inside a castle or something.

Ancelotti: Who is that crouching behind you? Roman, is that you?

Gourlay: Uh -- no. That's not Mr. Abramovich. That's my nephew. Dan. He's shy. And he has a beard.

Ancelotti: I doubt your nephew Dan wears miniature working yachts as shoes. Mr. Abramovich, please come out and tell me what is going on.

Gourlay: Again, that is definitely not Roman Abramovich crouching behind me and scratching the back of my leg with his beard. Now if you'll excuse me, Carlo, I must be going.

[Gourlay backs away slowly, trying not to reveal Roman Abramovich crawling behind him]

Ancelotti: Can I at least travel with the team back to London?

Gourlay: Um, no. Avram Grant will be here to pick you up in his rickshaw sometime before Tuesday. Anyway, good luck. And remember the yacht deal. Oh, and I heard Phil Scolari will be hosting a mixer for former Chelsea managers next month. That'll be a blast!

Ancelotti: I just had- AH!

Vladimir Putin: PUTIN SACKED

Photos: Getty Images, AP

Source: http://sports.yahoo.com/soccer/blog/dirty-tackle/post/DT-Exclusive-How-Carlo-Ancelotti-was-sacked?urn=sow-wp1879

Andrea Pirlo Didier Drogba Daniel Alves

Alex Ferguson wishes he pulled Anfield banner prank himself

You might think that at this stage of his long and storied career, 69-year-old Sir Alex Ferguson's ideal celebration for Manchester United's record 19th title would be drinking a nice bottle of wine and having a quiet dinner with his loved ones. And if you think that you're incredibly wrong. He actually would've preferred to sneak into Anfield during Liverpool's match against Spurs, hang a banner that read "MUFC 19" and escape the city in a getaway car.

When asked about the Man United fans who did just that on Sunday, Sir Alex shared his fantasy (via the Guardian):

"I wish I had taken that banner to Liverpool on Sunday," Ferguson said. "I bet there were 76,000 fans wishing they had thought of that."

Sounds like someone has been talking to Jose Mourinho too much.

It would have been mind-blowing if Ferguson had actually taken part in the prank, though. He would've obviously needed some kind of disguise to get in the stadium undetected, so that alone would've been hilarious. Then if he was caught in the act, Liverpool fans probably would've been too shocked that it was actually him doing it to punish him. For about eight seconds.

Source: http://sports.yahoo.com/soccer/blog/dirty-tackle/post/Alex-Ferguson-wishes-he-pulled-Anfield-banner-pr?urn=sow-wp1759

Kim Kallström Filippo Inzaghi Javier Zanetti

US WNT - Olympic roster has Hope but no Scurry

Source: http://mysoccerblog.blogspot.com/2008/06/us-wnt-olympic-roster-has-hope-but-no.html

Alex Hernán Crespo Owen Hargreaves

Karl Lagerfeld Does Les Bleus

France released their first away shirt in this Nike era via photo done by fashion maestro Karl Lagerfeld.
And it is a painfully, painfully good looking shirt – it’s a wonder they didn’t drop adidas decades ago.
[So Foot]

Source: http://www.worldcupblog.org/world-football/karl-lagerfeld-does-les-bleus.html

Roberto Ayala Ruud van Nistelrooy Andrea Pirlo

Sunday, May 29, 2011

Fergie tries (and fails) to ban reporter for mentioning Ryan Giggs

Attempts to lord his control over the media are nothing new for Sir Alex Ferguson (just ask the BBC). So it should come as no surprise that he tried to exert more influence than he actually has by ordering AP sports writer Rob Harris be banned from future press conferences for asking a relatively harmless question about scandal-plagued Ryan Giggs.

From the AP:

At Tuesday's news conference with Ferguson, Harris asked about the importance of 37-year-old Giggs to Manchester United. "The most experienced Champions League player in the team is obviously Ryan Giggs. How important is he for the team on Saturday?" Harris said.

"All of the players are important, every one of them," Ferguson replied curtly.

Broadcaster Sky News later broadcast Ferguson's whispered comments to a club media officer.

He was heard saying, "the guy that asked the question about Giggsy … at the press conference."

She replies: "Which one?"

Ferguson responds: "Him that asked the question … who?"

The press officer replied: "Oh yeah, I'll tell you later."

Minutes later, Ferguson is heard to ask: "Is he coming on Friday?"

The press officer asks: "The guy with the laptop?"

Ferguson replies: "Aye. Then we'll get him. Ban him on Friday."

It was unclear which event on Friday Ferguson was referring to, although he is due to hold a news conference on the eve of Saturday's game.

Eat that Rob Harris! That's what you get for asking a tactful question about a touchy subject, also known as doing your job. You just got Fergie'd! Or not.

From the BBC:

Both Ferguson and Barcelona counterpart Pep Guardiola are required by Uefa regulations to give pre-final media conferences on Friday.

But the United spokesman pointed out that as Friday's event is organised by Uefa, the Old Trafford club has no jurisdiction to ban Harris.

"I don't think we can [ban him], but check it out with Uefa," said the United spokesman. "The answer is probably no."

Well, as Mussolini once said, "Eh, it was worth a try."

Photo: Getty

Source: http://sports.yahoo.com/soccer/blog/dirty-tackle/post/Fergie-tries-and-fails-to-ban-reporter-for-men?urn=sow-wp1883

Javier Mascherano Adrian Mutu Kim Kallström

MLS Power Rankings: Week 10

We’re finally putting the closing number on week 10. A few changes here and there in this week’s rankings. First up is LA taking over the top spot again. With RSL’s ho-hum of a draw down in Dallas it felt like a proper time to place LA back on top. The middle got mixed up again here with a couple [...]

Source: http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/WVHooligan/~3/Q6RNthWZ4uM/

Ricardo Carvalho Fernando Torres Cesc Fàbregas

DTotD: Firemen turn hoses on rioting Huracan and Estudiantes fans

Down two goals early on against Estudiantes and facing relegation, Huracan fans decided to just go nuts over the weekend and ended up getting the match abandoned after just 32 minutes of play. They tore up and threw around anything they could get their hands on and tried to attack Estudiantes fans, who were in a separate section. They tore up chunks of their own stadium, there were random dogs milling around and, finally, the fire department decided to turn the hoses on them.

In the end, it was a lot of work for a free shower and a shortened match.

Source: http://sports.yahoo.com/soccer/blog/dirty-tackle/post/DTotD-Firemen-turn-hoses-on-rioting-Huracan-and?urn=sow-wp1876

Michael Owen William Gallas Zé Roberto

The Championship in Stills

Kari posted celebratory photos yesterday. Here is another photo memorial of the entire game. We hope you enjoy. I’m sure there will be a review up later, but does it really matter through the champagne anyway? Photo credits (in order of above): Laurence Griffiths/Getty Images Europe; Clive Mason/Getty Images Europe; Jasper Juinen/Getty Images Europe; Shaun [...]

Source: http://www.barcelonafootballblog.com/9221/championship-stills/

Ryan Giggs Paolo Maldini Ashley Cole

FSB Voted CVG Site Of The Week

Happy times at camp Kitana today as CVG voted FSB and WENB their sites of the week! They had a chat with Adam, discussing how we got there, what we do and what to expect from the future. You can read the interview at CVG. Thank you to the CVG staff for the recognition and [...]

Source: http://fifasoccerblog.com/blog/fsb-voted-cvg-site-of-the-week/

Clarence Seedorf Florent Malouda Carlos Tévez

DTotD: Euro 2012 hosts engage in a welcoming brawl

There have been many concerns raised about fan violence in both the Ukraine and Poland as they prepare to co-host Euro 2012, and after watching this clip, you might see why. Fans from FC Obolon Kiev and Metalist poured onto the pitch and had an all-out battle royale following the match on Saturday before the police swooped in and started throwing people on the ground.

As ugly as this was, it isn't necessarily a sign that Ukraine isn't ready to host such a major tournament. Just that they need to stop letting people into matches who aren't wearing shirts.

Source: http://sports.yahoo.com/soccer/blog/dirty-tackle/post/DTotD-Euro-2012-hosts-engage-in-a-welcoming-bra?urn=sow-wp1841

Cristiano Ronaldo Kaká Shunsuke Nakamura

Schalke fan slaps Neuer in the face during cup celebration

Schalke goalkeeper Manuel Neuer's unwillingness to commit his future to the club has angered fans for a while now and during the celebration in Gelsenkirchen on Sunday after Saturday's DFB Pokal win, one supporter made his slappy feelings very clear to Neuer's face.

The Bayern Munich and Manchester United target rode in the back of a slow moving convertible escorted by security personnel through streets crammed with happy fans. At one point, a man in a black cap apparently caught his attention and Neuer leader over towards him and grabbed his hand, which the guy then used to slap the team captain's cheek before scurrying away.

Surprised by the unfriendly gesture, Neuer just sat back down as his fellow passenger held his giant glass of beer as if he was going to use it as a weapon. Which was pretty much the best part of the clip.

And if Manuel Neuer had any thoughts of staying with Schalke now that they've won a bit of silverware, this incident probably killed them.

Source: http://sports.yahoo.com/soccer/blog/dirty-tackle/post/Schalke-fan-slaps-Neuer-in-the-face-during-cup-c?urn=sow-wp1830

Carlos Tévez David Beckham Daniele De Rossi

The United States Learns About Bad Decisions

This is the very reason YouTube, possibly the world, exists. Though if you can watch past the one minute mark, that may signal a shriek for psychological help.
Apparently the United States national team made a video before their trek to Italia ‘90, in which it’s proclaimed “I never lose because I’m a champion”. Which is [...]

Source: http://www.worldcupblog.org/world-football/the-united-states-learns-about-bad-decisions.html

Sergio Agüero Nery Castillo Javier Mascherano

Guess who wasn’t at Man City’s parade (Hint: Mario Balotelli)

Not pictured: Mario Balotelli.

It seems so much was made of the possibility that Carlos Tevez would opt to travel back to Argentina to see his family rather than attend Man City's FA Cup parade on Monday that no one bothered to make sure Mario Balotelli would show up. So, while Tevez hoisted the trophy from an open-topped bus surrounded by thousands of fans, Balotelli was in Milan doing whatever it is he does.

From the Telegraph:

Balotelli's failure to attend could lead to the former Inter Milan player, who earns �170,000 a week, being fined a fortnight's wages. Club sources suggested he had been allowed to return home for family reasons.

Twenty-four hours earlier, Balotelli was also absent from the club's Player of the Year awards and prompted the embarrassing situation of full-back Micah Richards collecting the Young Player of the Year award, given to Balotelli, due to the Italian's absence.

So just what was Mario Balotelli doing instead of attending these events? Given his reputation for giving large sums of money to the homeless and helping bullied children before speeding off in his Maserati, here are some possible excuses:

-Building houses for orphans (before speeding off in his Maserati).

-Finding a cure for feline AIDS (before speeding off in his Maserati).

-Playing Jenga.

-Making some much needed repairs to his Maserati (before speeding off in his Maserati).

Photo: Getty

Source: http://sports.yahoo.com/soccer/blog/dirty-tackle/post/Guess-who-wasn-t-at-Man-City-s-parade-Hint-Mar?urn=sow-wp1891

Daniele De Rossi Michael Ballack Lucio

Real Madrid game is part of Union?s brand-building

Last July, then-Philadelphia Union president Tom Veit stood in the bowels of Lincoln Financial Field as players from the most well-known soccer team in the world passed him by. A smile was plastered on his face. Earlier that summer evening, the Union had played a very respectable game against Manchester United before falling, 1-0, to [...]

Source: http://www.totalsoccerblog.com/2011/05/20/real-madrid-game-is-part-of-unions-brand-building/

Juninho Pernambucano Rafael van der Vaart Robin Van Persie

Saturday, May 28, 2011

Links! And comically drunk Dortmund players!

All the stuff being covered outside the unfriendly confines of the award-winning Dirty Tackle...

Borussia Dortmund's Kevin Grosskreutz enjoyed their title celebration so much that he needed help to the portable toilet. I like how the two guys who helped him congratulated themselves on getting him there before he could vomit on them. [101gg]

Man United's special "19" shirt. [The Beautiful Gear]

Maradona and the UAE. [IBWM]

The shocking history of Edwardian referee abuse. [Run of Play]

West Ham's gala lived up to its billing. [The Spoiler]

Clarence Seedorf might go to Brazil. [Football Italia]

Steven Gerrard will soon be asking a new kid for a cupcake. [Kickette]

Why the Gold Cup matters. [MFUSA]

Busquets targets Scholes and Giggs. [Studs Up]

And finally, DT needs your votes! This is the last week to vote in the EPL Talk awards and we're battling it out in three categories: Best Blog, Best Blogger, and Funniest Football Site. If we win all three, there will be epic celebrations of untold awesomeness!

Source: http://sports.yahoo.com/soccer/blog/dirty-tackle/post/Links-And-comically-drunk-Dortmund-players-?urn=sow-wp1727

Daniel Alves Petr Cech Fabio Cannavaro

Repurposing condoms as soccer socks

Source: http://mysoccerblog.blogspot.com/2008/07/repurposing-condoms-as-soccer-socks.html

Fernando Torres Cesc Fàbregas Xavi

FC Barcelona v Manchester United ? Live Blog ? Champions League ? 28 May 2011

The UEFA Champions League will feature FC Barcelona and Manchester United at Wembley Stadium in London, England. The live blog below will feature live analysis and commentary during the final. You can follow along while watching the final and also share comments. Coverage will begin about 5-10 minutes before kickoff or about 7:40 PM local [...]

Source: http://www.the90thminute.com/soccer/2011/05/fc-barcelona-v-manchester-united-live-blog-champions-league-28-may-2011/

Diego Simão Sabrosa Arjen Robben

FIFA 12 Impact Engine Trailer

So here it is, our first official look at FIFA 12 showing off the rather wonderful Impact Engine which so many were impressed with after the FIFA 12 community webcast. IGN (of all people) have broken ranks on this one it seems a little to the dismay of some. Anyway with out further a do [...]

Source: http://fifasoccerblog.com/blog/fifa-12-impact-engine-trailer/

David Beckham Daniele De Rossi Michael Ballack

MLS Week 11 Predictions

It is a big weekend in Major League Soccer, all 18 clubs are involved in matches, mostly all of them are tomorrow evening. The most interesting match of the weekend is likely the Texas Derby between FC Dallas and the Houston Dynamo. With Gold Cup callups beginning to mess with MLS teams, this will be a big weekend for clubs [...]

Source: http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/WVHooligan/~3/xPK7HqO1Fak/

Gianluigi Buffon Wayne Rooney Samuel Eto’o

DTotD: Firemen turn hoses on rioting Huracan and Estudiantes fans

Down two goals early on against Estudiantes and facing relegation, Huracan fans decided to just go nuts over the weekend and ended up getting the match abandoned after just 32 minutes of play. They tore up and threw around anything they could get their hands on and tried to attack Estudiantes fans, who were in a separate section. They tore up chunks of their own stadium, there were random dogs milling around and, finally, the fire department decided to turn the hoses on them.

In the end, it was a lot of work for a free shower and a shortened match.

Source: http://sports.yahoo.com/soccer/blog/dirty-tackle/post/DTotD-Firemen-turn-hoses-on-rioting-Huracan-and?urn=sow-wp1876

Kim Kallström Filippo Inzaghi Javier Zanetti

Someone must challenge FIFA

Source: http://soccerphile.blogspot.com/2011/05/someone-must-challenge-fifa.html

Andriy Shevchenko Patrick Vieira Diego

Solskjaer regrets scoring 1999 CL final winner so fast

Three minutes into added time and two minutes after Teddy Sheringham's equalizer, 81st minute sub Ole Gunnar Solskjaer scored the goal that gave Manchester United a 2-1 win over Bayern Munich in the 1999 Champions League final (and the treble). It was pretty much the kind of moment every player dreams of, but it's also one that Solskjaer kind of regrets.

From Four Four Two:

"When Teddy Sheringham equalised in injury-time I thought: 'Fantastic, I'll play 30 minutes of extra-time and it'll be a great experience for me. Then I went and ruined it by scoring," he says in the official programme for the 2011 Champions League Final.

Sad trombone. What a humble brag! That's like someone saying they wish they didn't hit the jackpot so fast because they wanted to play the slot machine longer. Even though I haven't seen the rest of the 2011 Champions League final program, I'm declaring this the best line of the whole thing.

Photo: Getty

Source: http://sports.yahoo.com/soccer/blog/dirty-tackle/post/Solskjaer-regrets-scoring-1999-CL-final-winner-s?urn=sow-wp1960

Fabio Quagliarella Diego Milito Gabriel Milito

FIFA - Even though Qatar cheated, they still get to advance

Source: http://mysoccerblog.blogspot.com/2008/06/fifa-even-though-qatar-cheated-they.html

Michael Owen William Gallas Zé Roberto

Friday, May 27, 2011

The Torres mystery

Source: http://soccerphile.blogspot.com/2011/04/torres-mystery.html

David Villa Francesco Totti Paul Scholes

Kick it to Cancer

Source: http://soccerphile.blogspot.com/2011/05/kick-it-to-cancer.html

Robinho Joe Cole Miroslav Klose

Ngwenya on trial with Bayern Munich, was Klinsmann rumor true?

Source: http://mysoccerblog.blogspot.com/2008/07/ngwenya-on-trial-with-bayern-munich-was.html

Petr Cech Fabio Cannavaro Gianluigi Buffon

DTotD: Match abandoned after Helsingborg keeper hit by invader

Tuesday was not a good day for Helsingborg goalkeeper Par Hansson. When his side scored first against Malmo, the home fans did not appreciate it and threw a firecracker that landed near him. With a ringing in his ears, Hansson received treatment on the pitch and while that happened, a Malmo fan marched up from behind him and gave him a shove before being taken down by a delayed swarm of police and Helsingborg players.

The referee ordered all the players off the pitch after that and the match was abandoned 20 minutes later. A series of incidents involving fireworks at Swedish matches has prompted the SvFF to ban them from stadiums and referees are required to stop play if they see them in the stands.

Anyway, hopefully Hansson just went home and took a nap after all this.

Source: http://sports.yahoo.com/soccer/blog/dirty-tackle/post/DTotD-Match-abandoned-after-Helsingborg-keeper-?urn=sow-wp1913

Ashley Cole Gennaro Gattuso Frank Lampard

Blackburn and Carlo Ancelotti could work together

Source: http://www.soccerblog.com/2011/05/blackburn-and-carlo-ancelotti.htm

Luca Toni Alex Hernán Crespo

Six Years Later: Victory in Istanbul

With the 2010-2011 season all wrapped up, reflecting on days gone by has been the trend. Today that trend extends a bit further back, as we celebrate the anniversary of Liverpool’s victory over Milan in Istanbul and their fifth European Cup.
There’s obviously plenty that’s changed in the six years that have passed, and in [...]

Source: http://liverpool.theoffside.com/champions-league/six-years-later-victory-in-istanbul.html

Andrés Iniesta Dejan Stankovic Clarence Seedorf

The emotions of the Premier League’s survival Sunday in pictures

Once again, the last day of the Premier League season proved to be incredibly entertaining not because of what happened at the top of the table, but because of the fevered desperation playing out at the bottom. The relegation hobo fight was a tight one coming into the final round of matches with Birmingham, Wolves, Wigan and Blackpool the four most likely candidates for the final two relegation spots going down with West Ham.

As you can see by Birmingham owner Carson Yeung reacting as if he just ate the sourest Sour Patch Kid ever, his side will be going down despite winning the Carling Cup after Roman Pavlyuchenko scored his second goal of the day in added time to give Spurs a 2-1 win.

Here's how the other three sides fared in a handy photographic, no-literacy-required format...

As you can tell by the fright induced paralysis of this young man's face, his head paint paid off not only in the form of a 1-0 win over Stoke that kept his beloved Wigan up, but he even got a nice souvenir in those goalkeeper gloves. Let's just hope none of those horrifying maniacs used his treasure as vomit bags immediately after this picture was taken.

Poor Blackpool. They fought valiantly against Manchester United, as they have all season. In the end, they lost 4-2 with an own goal from Ian Evatt (left) being the horrific deathblow that doomed them to become the highest scoring club (55 goals) to ever be relegated from the Premier League, according to Opta. I guess quoting Crocodile Dundee wasn't the inspirational masterstroke Ian Holloway hoped it would be.

Finally: Wolves. Despite losing 3-2 at home against Blackburn, they still managed to survive and apparently doing so in such a fashion makes fans kiss goal posts. Although, these two are going at it in a way that makes you wonder if they wish the post wasn't there.

The creepy joy wasn't limited to the fans in Wolverhampton, though. Mick "One in the Hole" McCarthy was also feeling frisky...

"Well hello there."

Photos: Getty, Reuters

Source: http://sports.yahoo.com/soccer/blog/dirty-tackle/post/The-emotions-of-the-Premier-League-8217-s-survi?urn=sow-wp1828

Lionel Messi Thierry Henry Ronaldinho

FIFA Community iPhone4 Wallpapers

After some wonderful work from Sweetpatch and FVPA staff member Spike Chapman (@bigzombiemonkey) a selection of FIFA community iPhone4 wallpapers are now available for you all download. This one came totally out of the blue yesterday and myself and Tom we incredibly impressed with the FIFASoccerBlog wallpaper Spike had produced. You can get wallpapers for: [...]

Source: http://fifasoccerblog.com/blog/fifa-community-iphone4-wallpapers/

Florent Malouda Carlos Tévez David Beckham

Schalke fan slaps Neuer in the face during cup celebration

Schalke goalkeeper Manuel Neuer's unwillingness to commit his future to the club has angered fans for a while now and during the celebration in Gelsenkirchen on Sunday after Saturday's DFB Pokal win, one supporter made his slappy feelings very clear to Neuer's face.

The Bayern Munich and Manchester United target rode in the back of a slow moving convertible escorted by security personnel through streets crammed with happy fans. At one point, a man in a black cap apparently caught his attention and Neuer leader over towards him and grabbed his hand, which the guy then used to slap the team captain's cheek before scurrying away.

Surprised by the unfriendly gesture, Neuer just sat back down as his fellow passenger held his giant glass of beer as if he was going to use it as a weapon. Which was pretty much the best part of the clip.

And if Manuel Neuer had any thoughts of staying with Schalke now that they've won a bit of silverware, this incident probably killed them.

Source: http://sports.yahoo.com/soccer/blog/dirty-tackle/post/Schalke-fan-slaps-Neuer-in-the-face-during-cup-c?urn=sow-wp1830

Alex Hernán Crespo Owen Hargreaves

Are Blackpool doomed?


Blackpool have endured a crazy season, and have certainly created headlines for all the right reason up until now. However, the end of those positive headlines may fast be approaching as Blackpool start to make it obvious to all that they are a side in possession of great skill but are also fatally flawed because [...]

Source: http://www.footballnewsblog.co.uk/main-content/are-blackpool-doomed/

Diego Simão Sabrosa Arjen Robben

Thursday, May 26, 2011

Former FIFA president says World Cups were fixed

Source: http://mysoccerblog.blogspot.com/2008/06/former-fifa-president-says-world-cups.html

Jamie Carragher Sergio Agüero Nery Castillo

Christina Aguilera - Ain't No Other Man (Live)

Ain't No Other Man (Live)

Source: http://www.mtv.com/overdrive/?artist=509026&vid=205339

Julia Stiles Kate Hudson Katherine Heigl

Ajax dropped their trophy off a bus too

I don't know why footballers are having such a hard time handling their trophies all of the sudden, but less than a month after Sergio Ramos dropped Real Madrid's Copa del Rey under a bus, it's happened again. This time, it was even a goalkeeper who dropped it -- Ajax's Maarten Stekelenburg was sitting atop the bus with a teammate and the Dutch Eredivisie shield as the club paraded through the streets of Amsterdam when it was knocked out of their hands by overhead power lines and fell off the back of the bus.

It rolled into the following bus and, luckily, instead of getting crushed like the Copa del Rey, it bounced off and rolled to the side of the road, where a fan grabbed it and ran after the bus it came from, triumphantly holding the silverware over his head.

Here are a couple of great pictures of the drop...

The good news? At least the Eredivisie shield was already relatively flat. But it might be time to start velcroing these trophies to players' hands before they are allowed to hold them on top of a bus.

Photos: @marsilv1

Source: http://sports.yahoo.com/soccer/blog/dirty-tackle/post/Ajax-dropped-their-trophy-off-a-bus-too?urn=sow-wp1658

Maxi Rodríguez Philipp Lahm Gianluca Zambrotta

Even Pele gets robbed in Brazil

Source: http://mysoccerblog.blogspot.com/2008/06/even-pele-gets-robbed-in-brazil.html

Carlos Puyol Nemanja Vidic Maxi Rodríguez

FIFA 12: Impact Engine

As already detailed in a recent post, the collision system for FIFA12 has been rewritten from the ground up. It’s called the impact engine, it’s almost certainly the biggest change being made this year and we were lucky enough to see it running recently. The impact engine is designed to change the way player models [...]

Source: http://fifasoccerblog.com/blog/fifa-12-impact-engine/

Joe Cole Miroslav Klose Sergio Ramos

Japan backs out once more

Source: http://soccerphile.blogspot.com/2011/05/japan-backs-out-once-more.html

Gary Neville Juninho Pernambucano Rafael van der Vaart

A Wish to Dump the Dish in 2011

My wish for 2011�is to see ESPN do something that would make cable and satellite television providers soil their trousers. This might seem like a pipe dream, given how the Worldwide Leader thrives off the current cable TV carriage system. ESPN is projected to earn a jaw-dropping $5.27 billion in cable subscriber fees in 2010, [...]

Source: http://www.davesfootballblog.com/post/2010/12/31/a-wish-to-dump-the-dish-in-2011/

Alessandro Nesta Ricardo Carvalho Fernando Torres

Japan backs out once more

Source: http://soccerphile.blogspot.com/2011/05/japan-backs-out-once-more.html

Eduardo Da Silva Fabio Quagliarella Diego Milito

Maradona says ’93 Argentina squad took drugs in their coffee

Hearing that Maradona took drugs won't shock anyone. But hearing that FIFA vice president and Argentine Football Association head Julio Grondona knew about systematic doping among his national team? Well, that probably won't surprise anyone either.

In an interview on Monday, Maradona made accusations against the man who dismissed him from his post as Argentina's manager after last summer's World Cup.� Prompted by Grondona's recent references to Maradona's struggles with drug addiction, the football legend revealed Grondona's hypocrisy and the measures taken to ensure Argentina qualified for the 1994 World Cup in the U.S. -- from which Maradona was sent home early after failing a drug test.

From the AP:

"Why weren't there any anti-doping controls in the match with Australia if we had them in all the other games?" Maradona asked during an interview on The Football Show. "They give you 10 anti-doping controls and only the match that decides whether Argentina will go to the United States or not, there is no anti-doping control. That's the cheat and Grondona knew about it.

"What happened is that to play against Australia we were given a speedy coffee. They put something in the coffee and that's why we ran more." [...]

"We took whatever the doctor gave us," Maradona said. "To go to the World Cup, we'd have taken even orange juice. I'm saying it now because Grondona talks about drugs as if he didn't know anything about drugs in football and the sickness I suffered."

I'm assuming Maradona means there was something other than caffeine in this "speedy coffee." I don't know what he has against orange juice, though. Did someone tell him that cocaine has vitamins in it and orange juice is like crack at some point? Because that would explain a lot.

Photo: Getty Images

Source: http://sports.yahoo.com/soccer/blog/dirty-tackle/post/Maradona-says-93-Argentina-squad-took-drugs-in-?urn=sow-wp1852

Sergio Ramos Luca Toni Alex

FIFA 12: Tactical Defending

There’s a new defensive gameplay mechanic in town for FIFA 12 and it’s called “Tactical Defending”. This new addition is a�collaboration�of a 2-3 new defensive gameplay features which aim to turn the way we defend in FIFA 11, on it’s head for FIFA 12. EA were aware of �the overly punishing auto-tackle and what they [...]

Source: http://fifasoccerblog.com/blog/fifa-12-tactical-defending/

David Villa Francesco Totti Paul Scholes

MLS Power Rankings, Week 11: Galaxy on top

Real Salt Lake, step down. There's a new No. 1 in our power rankings, and the last time it visited Utah, it took a 4-1 spanking.

Since then, and really in the past month, the Galaxy is Major League Soccer's best club, both in the standings -- 6-2-5, with 23 points, five more than anyone else -- and on the field. For that, thanks go to Landon Donovan, in his best form since 2009; to David Beckham, the best passer in MLS; to a shut-down defense that has prospered even when mistakes are made; and to a blend of the old kill-the-game approach with a new possession style of play.

Once L.A. gets the hang of holding onto the ball, watch out, MLS, indeed.

L.A. ought to be 8-2-3, at least: Lose the phantom penalty in D.C. and ditch Sean Franklin's giveaway in Philly, and the Galaxy is on its way to another Supporters' Shield. As it stands, the big three -- L.A., RSL and the New York Red Bulls -- tower over the rest of the league, and who's really No. 1 shifts from game to game.

This week's rankings:




1. GALAXY (6-2-5, 23 points), Last week: 2
Week 10: Chad Barrett
flicks home Beckham's free kick in a 1-0 SuperClasico triumph
Remark: Beckham's trek to Old Trafford? Well, OK. But 90 minutes was unthinkable
Every minute, every game: Left back Todd Dunivant has gone 1170 minutes already
Next: Wednesday vs. Houston at Home Depot Center (Carson), 7:30 p.m. (Prime Ticket); Saturday at New England, 5 p.m. (Fox Sports West and Galavision)

2. REAL SALT LAKE (5-1-2, 17 points), Last week: 1
Week 10:
Survives 1-hour, 52-minute rain delay in Dallas, unlike Galaxy doesn't concede at the end in 0-0 draw
Remark: Injuries and Gold Cup sacrifices has Jason Kreis quipping about returning to the field. The man did score 108 MLS goals
Every minute, every game: Nobody, but RSL's depth is pretty good (and its injury troubles debilitating)
Next: Saturday vs. Seattle, 6 p.m. (MLS Direct Kick)

3. NEW YORK RED BULLS (4-2-4, 16 points), Last week: 3
Week 10: Mehdi Ballouchy
's stoppage-time header delivers 2-2 draw in Houston
Remark: Ailing Thierry Henry will play against defending champs because, with Gold Cup departures coming, Bulls “have to make sure we win no matter how.”
Every minute, every game: Right back Jan Gunnar Solli is the only Bull with 900 minutes
Next: Wednesday vs. Colorado, 5 p.m. (MLS Direct Kick); Saturday at Vancouver, 2:30 p.m. (MLS Direct Kick)

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Source: http://espn.go.com/blog/los-angeles/soccer/post/_/id/8425/mls-power-rankings-week-11-galaxy-on-top

Pavel Nedved Frédéric Kanouté Kolo Touré

Wednesday, May 25, 2011

The Torres mystery

Source: http://soccerphile.blogspot.com/2011/04/torres-mystery.html

Michael Essien David Villa Francesco Totti

Match Preview: Liverpool v. Aston Villa, 05.22.11

Liverpool are off to Villa Park on the final day of the 2010-2011 season.
The season that seemed like it would never end finally does tomorrow, and ushers in a hotly anticipated summer that could see a tremendous amount of turnover. Ninety minutes separate a club that stuttered and stumbled for much of the first [...]

Source: http://liverpool.theoffside.com/team-news/match-preview-liverpool-v-aston-villa-05-22-11.html

Dimitar Berbatov David Albelda Alessandro Nesta

In Kadafi?s Libya, even soccer was ruthless

It is one of�Libya’s oldest and most venerable institutions, predating not only�Moammar Kadafi‘s rule but independence in 1951, and boasting what is perhaps the country’s most fervent fan base. But in a police state where soccer served as a substitute for resistance, the lads from the Al Ahli sports club angered the wrong crowd: Kadafi [...]

Source: http://www.totalsoccerblog.com/2011/05/13/in-kadafis-libya-even-soccer-was-ruthless/

Pavel Nedved Frédéric Kanouté Kolo Touré

Manchester United 2011/12 Kit Launch Video

The Manchester United kit is out…I really like the devil on the back of the collar. Posted by: Matthew Wall, editor, soccerprose.com

Source: http://soccerprose.com/soccer-fans/manchester-united-201112-kit-launch-video/

Fernando Torres Cesc Fàbregas Xavi

Kevin-Prince Boateng’s delightful Michael Jackson routine

Back in December, strange reports from the Milan dressing room emerged about new addition Kevin-Prince Boateng, with his neck tattoos and fiery temper, doing exceptional Michael Jackson routines behind closed doors. "Boateng has a very beautiful voice," Massimo Oddo said. "He also knows how to dance," Mario Yepes added. "Kevin's specialty is the moonwalk."

At the time, it seemed no one outside the dressing room would ever get to see this hidden talent, but last month, Boateng promised to share it with the public if Milan won the Serie A title. Well, it did�and, after Milan's 4-1 win over Cagliari at the San Siro, so did he.

With the stadium lights dimmed and a spotlight on a make-shift dance floor featuring the Scudetto itself in one corner, "Billie Jean" played over the sound system as a man in a Michael Jackson outfit emerged with a fedora pulled down over his face. He knew the moves and, for a 6-foot-1 190-pound footballer, he pulled them off pretty well, with the moonwalk being the highlight.

When he finished his routine, pulled off his hat and let out one of his primal screams to fully reveal his identity, his cheering teammates surrounded him as the crowd voiced its approval. With silverware being handed out across Europe these last few weeks, we've seen a lot of great celebrations, but nothing like this. Maybe next year he'll do an Elvis routine. Or a Miley Cyrus.

Video via 101gg

Source: http://sports.yahoo.com/soccer/blog/dirty-tackle/post/Kevin-Prince-Boateng-s-delightful-Michael-Jackso?urn=sow-wp1653

Andrea Pirlo Didier Drogba Daniel Alves

Austrian Derby Ends in Riot

Rapid Vienna and Austria Vienna 297th derby match was bought an end after 26 minutes when Rapids soccer jersey clad supporters, who decide to embrace the darker side of their Germanic identity, invaded the pitch after their side went 2-0 down. Now you can’t see the goal that sparked the disorder very well in the [...]

Source: http://soccerprose.com/soccer-fans/austrian-derby-ends-in-riot/

Dimitar Berbatov David Albelda Alessandro Nesta

Steelers Have Only Themselves To Blame

A famous coach once said you can’t turn the ball over and expect to win the game. And yet, the Pittsburgh Steelers had a shot to win Super Bowl XLV. Down 6 points with two minutes to go from their own 13 yard line, Ben Roethlisberger led the Steelers’ offense on the field against a [...]

Source: http://www.davesfootballblog.com/post/2011/02/07/steelers-have-only-themselves-to-blame/

Sergio Ramos Luca Toni Alex

The United States Learns About Bad Decisions

This is the very reason YouTube, possibly the world, exists. Though if you can watch past the one minute mark, that may signal a shriek for psychological help.
Apparently the United States national team made a video before their trek to Italia ‘90, in which it’s proclaimed “I never lose because I’m a champion”. Which is [...]

Source: http://www.worldcupblog.org/world-football/the-united-states-learns-about-bad-decisions.html

Pavel Nedved Frédéric Kanouté Kolo Touré

FIFA 12: Revolutions and Reservations

Also present for the webcast was community essay specialist Xaor. Below are his musings. On April the 28th, as many may have realised from various twitterings from various people, there was an event for a small segment of this community to join a FIFA 12 related webcast where EA released, explained and illustrated some of [...]

Source: http://fifasoccerblog.com/blog/fifa-12-revolutions-and-reservations/

Juan Román Riquelme Iker Casillas Ryan Giggs

Tuesday, May 24, 2011

Mario Gomez looking creepy in a park

Bayern Munich striker Mario Gomez and his friend Pe- uh, Berni the Bear made an appearance not long ago at a Munich children's park (video here, at the source of the photo) and, I don't know, something about these images just seemed...unsettling.

"What's wrong with a famous athlete and his cuddly buddy donating their time to a worthy cause?" you might say. In theory, absolutely nothing. It's great. But between the hair and unintentionally menacing facial expressions, your first instinct should be to run as fast as you can while spraying a cloud of mace behind you.

"Oh, that's a bit much," you think. Is it? Have a look at this...

Ah!

Don't get too close to your screen because Mario can and will pull you through that hole. I'm not kidding. Seriously, he just did it to my cousin Frank. Frank's gone now.

Thanks to @nijusaroan for the tip! For more creepy pictures of Bayern Munich players, check out my look at their merchandise catalog.

Source: http://sports.yahoo.com/soccer/blog/dirty-tackle/post/Mario-Gomez-looking-creepy-in-a-park?urn=sow-wp1613

Filippo Inzaghi Javier Zanetti Eduardo Da Silva

Should the NCAA Tournament Be More Like the UEFA Champions League?

It’s NCAA Tournament week here in America, and as the college basketball-loving masses fill out their brackets in the vain hope of actually winning a few bucks, the press turns to head coaches from schools that just missed out on invitations to the Big Dance(tm). Angry coaches whose jobs hinge on these invitations often have [...]

Source: http://www.davesfootballblog.com/post/2011/03/16/should-the-ncaa-tournament-be-more-like-the-uefa-champions-league/

Daniele De Rossi Michael Ballack Lucio

Fifa World Rankings April 2011

Source: http://soccerphile.blogspot.com/2011/04/fifa-world-rankings-april-2011.html

Lucio David Suazo Dimitar Berbatov

FIFA 12: Impact Engine

As already detailed in a recent post, the collision system for FIFA12 has been rewritten from the ground up. It’s called the impact engine, it’s almost certainly the biggest change being made this year and we were lucky enough to see it running recently. The impact engine is designed to change the way player models [...]

Source: http://fifasoccerblog.com/blog/fifa-12-impact-engine/

David Albelda Alessandro Nesta Ricardo Carvalho

This Is What Being a Football Fan Looks Like?

…when your team loses a big one. Our pal Gary Vaynerchuk has always worn his heart on his sleeve when it comes to the New York Jets, so it’s little surprise to see this reaction from him after the Pittsburgh Steelers stomped his Jets for 30 minutes, then held them at bay just enough in [...]

Source: http://www.davesfootballblog.com/post/2011/01/25/this-is-what-being-a-football-fan-looks-like/

David Albelda Alessandro Nesta Ricardo Carvalho

Jack Warner in another money fight - Wants T&T to play all home games abroad

Source: http://mysoccerblog.blogspot.com/2008/06/jack-warner-in-another-money-fight.html

Frank Ribéry Andriy Shevchenko Patrick Vieira

Must-Read of the Day: Hacking the NFL

Spencer Hall of SB Nation has decided to reinvent the gridiron game to make it more interesting. Part of the NFL’s wretched conservatism comes from the luxury of having four downs, the first two of which are usually spent throwing short routes or just pounding meaninglessly into the line because “you have to establish the [...]

Source: http://www.davesfootballblog.com/post/2011/02/16/must-read-of-the-day-hacking-the-nfl/

Pavel Nedved Frédéric Kanouté Kolo Touré

Aquilani and the Summer, Carra Mellows Out, and Other Friday Notes

First, SUCCESS! I don’t want to say that we were completely responsible, but I think we were completely responsible. Liverpool v. Aston Villa, coming to Australia in all its HD glory. Brought to you by the Liverpool Offside. Surely that’s worth some sort of sponsorship deal?
And very quickly, if Noel’s earlier introduction was unecessary, this [...]

Source: http://liverpool.theoffside.com/team-news/aquilani-and-the-summer-carra-mellows-out-and-other-friday-notes.html

Robin Van Persie Samir Nasri Ricardo Quaresma

Wigan fighting for their lives on Survival Sunday

This town is a rugby town. The red and white horizontal stripes of the Warriors have always been the biggest team in the Greater Manchester town of Wigan, dominating the Rugby Super League with names such as Martin Offiah, Jason Robinson and Andy Farrell standing tall as the sons of Wigan. The blue and white...

Source: http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/soccerlens/~3/Pj0Efh_TSiA/

Juninho Pernambucano Rafael van der Vaart Robin Van Persie

It?s that time of year again?.

Silly Season is upon us and I’ve compiled a quick list of people we are being linked to. The main aim this summer is strengthen the team in all areas (duh!), but we particularly need another CB and another forward. I’m not going to go in-depth on their abilities, that’s for you guys to discuss. [...]

Source: http://www.barcelonafootballblog.com/9048/time-year/

Cristiano Ronaldo Kaká Shunsuke Nakamura

Monday, May 23, 2011

DTotD: Osasuna’s Nelson gets ugly injury for attempting a tackle

(Warning: This is gross.)

MLS isn't the only place where you can get your ankle twisted the wrong direction by a bad tackles (though it remains the most likely), it can happen just about anywhere -- including La Liga. Just before halftime in Osasuna's come from behind win over Sevilla, defender Nelson went in for a sliding challenge to try and stop a counter attack and ended up with his foot pointing a way that feet shouldn't point.

It's unusual for the tackler to be the one to come up with the disturbing injury, but Nelson was unlucky enough to be one of the few. Hopefully he makes a speedy recovery, though.

Video via 101gg

Source: http://sports.yahoo.com/soccer/blog/dirty-tackle/post/DTotD-Osasuna-s-Nelson-gets-ugly-injury-for-att?urn=sow-wp1591

Diego Milito Gabriel Milito Gary Neville

Artur Boruc’s Friday Rage List

AAAAHHHHHHHH I AM ARTUR BORUC AND THIS IS A LIST OF THINGS THAT MADE ME ANGRY THIS WEEK:

1. WAYNE ROONEY'S CHEST HAIR -- WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!!??!??!!? I DON'T CARE WHAT PATTERNS YOU SHAVE YOUR CHEST HAIR INTO BUT OHMYGOD DO NOT POST PICTURES OF IT ON THE INTERNET!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I ONCE SHAVED MY CHEST HAIR INTO THE SHAPE OF A PANTHER DRESSED AS AN OLD TIMEY GOLFER BUT I DIDN'T PUT PICTURES OF IT ON THE INTERNET DID I?!?!?!? DID I?!?!?!?!?!?

2. KEVIN-PRINCE BOATENG'S MICHAEL JACKSON DANCE -- THIS IS NOT IMPRESSIVE!!!!!!!!!!! I PROMISED MY TEAMMATES THAT IF WE WON THE SCUDETTO I WOULD DRESS LIKE TAYLOR SWIFT AND SING HER INTERNATIONAL SMASH HIT "FIFTEEN"!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHH THIS IS PROBABLY WHY FIORENTINA DID NOT WIN THE SCUDETTO THIS SEASON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

3. MAARTEN STEKELENBURG DROPPING AJAX'S TROPHY OFF A BUS -- GOOD JOB STEKELENBURG!!!!!!!!!!!! DROPPING A TROPHY OFF THE TOP OFF A BUS MAKES US GOALKEEPERS LOOK REALLY GOOD!!!!!!!!!! AND IN CASE YOU CAN'T TELL BY MY TONE OF SCREAMING I AM BEING VIOLENTLY SARCASTIC WHEN I SAY THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH THAT MEANS I THINK YOU'RE AWFUL!!!!!!!!!!!

4. CORN -- IF THE WORLD DOESN'T END ON SATURDAY THEN WE MUST FINALLY COME TOGETHER AND ELIMINATE THE CORN MENACE ONCE AND FOR ALL!!!!!!!!!!!! BUT IF THE WORLD DOES END ON SATURDAY THEN WE OBVIOUSLY DON'T HAVE TO!!!!!!!!!!!

5. CRUZ AZUL GOALKEEPER HEADBUTTING OPPOSING COACH -- HEADBUTTS ARE NOT AN ACCEPTABLE WAY TO SETTLE A DISPUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!! THEY ARE ONLY ACCEPTABLE WAYS TO OPEN A DOOR ANSWER THE TELEPHONE OR EXPRESS YOUR UNDYING LOVE AND AFFECTION FOR ANOTHER HUMAN BEING!!!!!!!!!!

6. BARCELONA PLAYERS THROWING PEPPERS AT FANS -- WHEN THEY DO IT EVERYONE LOVES IT BUT WHEN I THROW BOTTLES OF TABASCO SAUCE AT OLD PEOPLE IN THE LIBRARY I GET MY LIBRARY CARD REVOKED!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO READ THE NOVELIZATION OF THE LITTLE MERMAID NOW?!?!!?!?!?!?!?

7. COINS -- WHY DO THEY MAKE THEM SO EASY TO SWALLOW?!?!?!?!??! IT'S ANNOYING!!!!!!!!!!! LAST WEEK ALONE I PASSED 18 EUROS IN COINS!!!!!!!!!!

8. KICKING PEOPLE IN THE FACE -- AS SOMEONE WHO HAS KICKED THEMSELVES IN THE FACE MANY TIMES I CAN TELL YOU THAT IT IS NOT AN ENJOYABLE EXPERIENCE!!!!!!!! AT ALL!!!!!!!!!! AND NO I DON'T KNOW WHY I KEEP DOING IT SO DON'T EVEN ASK!!!!!!!!!!!!

9. MY IDIOT NEIGHBOR DAN WYKOWSKI -- SO I WAS HEADBUTTING MY PHONE TO TRY AND CALL MY FRIEND STEFANO ON MONDAY WHEN MY IDIOT NEIGHBOR DAN WYKOWSKI CAME OVER UNINVITED!!!!!!!!! AGAIN!!!!!!!!! HE ASKED ME IF I WAS OK WITH BEING BACK ON THE BENCH FOR FIORENTINA NOW THAT SEBASTIEN FREY IS BACK FROM HIS STUPID INJURY!!!!!!!! I SAID "WHAT DO YOU THINK DAN?!?!?!?!?!?!" BUT I SAID IT IN A WAY THAT MASKED MY INTENSE ANGER WITH EVEN MORE INTENSE ANGER!!!!!!!!!!! DAN THEN ASKED ME IF I THOUGHT I WOULD GO TO ANOTHER TEAM NEXT SEASON!!!!!!!!!!! I SAID "I DON'T KNOW!!!!!!! I MIGHT JUST BECOME A PROFESSIONAL CIGAR EATER INSTEAD!!!!!!!! DAN SAID THAT HE DIDN'T THINK THAT WAS A REAL PROFESSION BUT IF I EVER NEEDED TO TALK HE WOULD BE THERE FOR ME!!!!!!!! I SAID "THANK YOU DAN!!!!!!" AND THEN I THREW MYSELF THROUGH THE NEAREST WINDOW!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHH I HOPE SOMEONE TAKES ADVANTAGE OF DAN'S GENEROUS NATURE IN A WAY THAT IS KIND OF ANNOYING FOR HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I AM ARTUR BORUC AND THIS HAS BEEN MY RAGE LIST. SEE YOU NEXT WEEK! GOD BLESS!!!!!!

Photo: Getty Images

Source: http://sports.yahoo.com/soccer/blog/dirty-tackle/post/Artur-Boruc-s-Friday-Rage-List?urn=sow-wp1797

Gianluca Zambrotta Torsten Frings Pavel Nedved

Video, Marcelo statement not enough for UEFA’s Busquets case

UEFA constantly talks about their strict position against all forms of racism. "Our message is clear," they say. "Zero tolerance against racism, violence and doping." Not only is racism one of the three prongs of their clear message, it's first one they list. I mean, how can you possibly make anything more clear?

So, with that in mind, you might think that close-up video of Sergio Busquets (that was first brought to light by a third party TV station) and a statement from Marcelo alleging that the Barca player said "mono" (monkey) and not "mucho morro" as he claims would be more than enough evidence for UEFA to make Busquets fall to the ground and cover his face as their ban hammer slammed down upon him. Well, if you did think that, you were wrong. Very, very wrong.

It turns out UEFA is far more willing to give a player accused of racism the benefit of the doubt. And by UEFA I mean "The chairman of the UEFA Control and Disciplinary Body, acting as a judge sitting alone," who dismissed the case.

So, now we know. UEFA really does take racism super serious, but if a player is accused of it, anything short of a notarized confession will be deemed "a lack of strong and convincing evidence."

Source: http://sports.yahoo.com/soccer/blog/dirty-tackle/post/Video-Marcelo-statement-not-enough-for-UEFA-s-B?urn=sow-wp1691

Wayne Rooney Samuel Eto’o Steven Gerrard