Tuesday, July 31, 2012

Adelaide Utd offers trial to player who doesn?t exist

Following an extensive search for homegrown talent, Australian A-League side Adelaide United announced�last week that it was handing trials to two new overseas prospects. The first was Portuguese striker Fabio Ferreira, who made a few appearances for Chelsea's second string in 2008-09.

The second was a promising 25-year-old American named Dexter Rosales, whose resume includes Ajax, Valencia, River Plate, Club Atletico Junior and the U.S. at Under-17, Under-20 and Under-23 levels. There's just one thing stopping Rosales�throwing�some shrimp on the barbie in South Australia: the fact that he doesn't exist.

Up until Monday, Adelaide's scouts were satisfied with their player research, which probably consisted of viewing Rosales' (since deleted) error-strewn Wikipedia page, and this video of someone who almost certainly doesn't answer to the name Dexter. Now, however, the Reds have admitted they have been duped by a prankster. Goal.com reports:

"It has been a strange few days with all the speculation around this mystery man - it doesn't look great from our end," a Reds media spokesman told Sportal. "We're not the first club to be given a false lead with a supposed trialist, but other clubs probably just don't promote it to the world like we did."

With Adelaide seemingly one of several clubs to fall victim to the non-existent Rosales, credit must be given to the perpetrators of the elaborate hoax.

Valencia, Ajax and River Plate have now all confirmed that Rosales did not play for them, with the Dutch side admitting that some images of the imaginary player that have surfaced online are actually those of their former employee and current Seattle Sounders midfielder Mauro Rosales.

Adelaide's scouts and manager have been left red faced by the incident, but they can seek comfort in the fact that many other clubs have been pranked in this manner, most notably Southampton in 1996. Manager Graeme Souness played Ali Dia in a Premier League match after the club received a phone call and endorsement from his "cousin" George Weah. He came on as a sub during a game with Leeds, and was so astoundingly terrible that he was subbed off again. And of course, he was no relation to Weah.

Source: http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/soccer-dirty-tackle/adelaide-utd-offer-trial-player-doesn-t-exist-181339559--sow.html

Paul Scholes Roberto Ayala Ruud van Nistelrooy

PowerCleatz: A revolutionary footballing aid

PowerCleatz: A revolutionary footballing aid - originally posted on Soccerlens.com

Football boots have evolved since the game was invented, with the most revolutionary advances coming recently with countless brands, styles and types of footwear available for the professional and amateur athlete. However, one of the latest ideas to stem from sports enthusiasts is PowerCleatz, an accessory that slips over any football boot to aid power,...

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Gianluigi Buffon Wayne Rooney Samuel Eto’o

Carlos Tevez?s debut as a British Open caddy didn?t go so well

When Carlos Tevez took his unapproved mid-season�sabbatical�from Man City last season, he spent his time playing golf. He even won a pro-am tournament with fellow Argentine and 2008 PGA Tour Rookie of the Year Andres Romero. And after spending all that quality time together, the two seem to have formed a friendship because for the final round of the 2012 British Open, Romero let Tevez serve as his caddy.

So how did Romero do with Tevez on his bag? Not so great. With four double bogeys and just one birdie on the day, Romero shot an 82 for what was easily his worst round of the week to finish last among the 83 players to make the cut. With Tevez just spectating on Saturday, he shot a 77 after being 1-under par through the first two days.

After the round, Tevez admitted to not being very helpful (via The Sun):

"It was good to enjoy the last day with him. This was the dream of everybody who plays golf. It was my first Major!"

"It was difficult to carry the bag because it weighed so much but it was fine.

"I couldn't give any advice about the slopes but I just carried the bag and supported him each hole.

"Andres is a professional and he knows everything already. We worked together very well."

Except for that whole score thing.

You can't blame Romero's misfortune all on Tevez, though. In 2007, he led the tournament with just two holes to play before finishing third. Still, it probably didn't help when Romero asked Tevez to clean the same club twice and Tevez refused before walking off.*

*This didn't actually happen.

Source: http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/soccer-dirty-tackle/carlos-tevez-debut-british-open-caddy-didn-t-163919439--sow.html

Wesley Sneijder Ronaldo David Silva

Women?s Olympic Tournament ? Match Recaps ? 28 July 2012

The United States, Brazil, Great Britain, Canada, and France all won in the second group stage matchday of the 2012 Women’s Olympic Tournament. New Zealand 0-1 Brazil A 86th minute Cristiane goal was the difference as Brazil booked their spot in the quarterfinals. New Zealand could still possible advance on one of the best third [...]

Source: http://www.the90thminute.com/soccer/2012/07/womens-olympic-tournament-match-recaps-28-july-2012/

Francesco Totti Paul Scholes Roberto Ayala

Bebe triumphs with late equalizer for Manchester United (in a friendly)

We've all made jokes about Bebe and his ill-advised, sight-unseen transfer from the Portuguese third division to Manchester United for �7.4 million in 2010. Though it seemed his season-long loan to Besiktas only made things worse as he was plagued by injury and disciplinary issues, Bebe has returned to Man United and he is ready to make the club his springboard to superstardom. Or something.

Man United trailed Ajax Cape Town 1-0 in the second preseason friendly of their South African tour until Bebe presumably said something like, "Let me show you how it's done," and scored a skillful goal to save his club (yes, HIS club) a minor embarrassment.

Is this the start of the Bebe era at Man United? I think we all know the answer...

Source: http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/soccer-dirty-tackle/bebe-triumphs-equalizer-manchester-united-friendly-180548456--sow.html

Dejan Stankovic Clarence Seedorf Florent Malouda

Sweden 2, England 3: England Surprise in Comeback Win

Sweden Johnson (og) 49′, Mellberg 59′
England Carroll 23′, Walcott 64′, Welbeck 78′

England fight back to get the win in Kiev over Sweden, scoring two goals in the second half after throwing away yet another 1-0 lead. There was little predicting it after the Swedes took the lead, but Roy Hodgson’s squad somehow managed a [...]

Source: http://liverpool.theoffside.com/team-news/sweden-2-england-3-england-surprise-in-comeback-win.html

Sergio Agüero Nery Castillo Javier Mascherano

Greece bails out as Germans advance

Source: http://soccerphile.blogspot.com/2012/06/greece-bails-out-as-germans-advance.html

Patrick Vieira Diego Simão Sabrosa

Gdansk - you, asking?

Source: http://soccerphile.blogspot.com/2012/06/gdansk-you-asking.html

Samuel Eto’o Steven Gerrard Lionel Messi

SUPERCLASICO: Big guns lead explosive Galaxy

CARSON -- The Galaxy are deep into their transition from woeful underachievers to Major League Soccer title contenders, and although the cast of contributors is steadily growing -- just like last year -- it's the three Designated Players who have made the difference. It was so again Saturday night, when L.A. pounded archrival Chivas USA, 3-1, as Landon Donovan scored a pair of goals, Robbie Keane added another plus an assist, and David Beckham picked up two assists in front of 25,180 at Home Depot Center.

Source: http://espn.go.com/blog/los-angeles/soccer/post/_/id/17682/superclasico-big-guns-lead-explosive-galaxy

Carlos Tévez David Beckham Daniele De Rossi

Beckham scores as Galaxy rallies for tie

David Beckham scored for the Los Angeles Galaxy as they rallied for a 2-2 road draw with the Vancouver Whitecaps.

Source: http://espn.go.com/blog/los-angeles/soccer/post/_/id/17674/beckham-scores-as-galaxy-rallies-for-tie

Ronaldo David Silva Andrés Iniesta

Monday, July 30, 2012

Mario Balotelli says he would be a UFC fighter if he wasn?t a footballer

To mark the release of Man City's new kit, Umbro conducted brief interviews with several of the players and the one with Mario Balotelli was, of course, the best.

He starts by being thoroughly unenthusiastic about the new kit before going on to explain why he wears the No. 45. He then shares his admiration for Drake (who he had dinner with last season) and then with the intensity of a thousand suns (or one Mario Balotelli), he says that if he wasn't a footballer, he would want to be a UFC fighter.

"Probably I would want to do UFC...yeah. I really love it," he says with the utmost seriousness. But Mario as a mixed martial arts fighter? I can see it...

Meanwhile, Samir Nasri gave the most pitiful interview in which he reveals that he has his housekeeper cook for him because he's always alone and incapable of feeding himself.

Source: http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/soccer-dirty-tackle/mario-balotelli-says-ufc-fighter-wasn-t-footballer-201421455--sow.html

Clarence Seedorf Florent Malouda Carlos Tévez

Euro 2012: Czechs and Greece Advance, Group of Death on Tap

Also, WHAT? We’ve really been spoiled with the tournament so far, and Saturday only enriched an experience that’s provided plenty of dramatic moments to this point. I say that as a neutral—yesterday was obviously painful for those who had a vested interest in the success of Russia or Poland, and today will see two more [...]

Source: http://liverpool.theoffside.com/match-previews/euro-2012-czechs-and-greece-advance-group-of-death-on-tap.html

Florent Malouda Carlos Tévez David Beckham

The BBC?s Football Coverage Is Appalling

The BBC’s Football Coverage Is Appalling - originally posted on Soccerlens.com

News broke yesterday of Lee Dixon?s departure from the BBC football punditry team. Now Dixon is by no means a great pundit. He wasn?t enormously informative, didn?t have great vocal delivery. He wasn?t as good as Gary Neville or even Graeme Souness on Sky. Recently he was also becoming lax, whether it was saying Denmark...

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Maxi Rodríguez Philipp Lahm Gianluca Zambrotta

Pepe Reina: Flight Attendant

On their way back to the homeland from Polkraine, now officially one nation, Pepe Reina stopped to help out the overworked flight attendants of [insert airline name here]. Gerard Pique then recorded it on Shakira’s iPhone and posted it on the internets. Which is good for Pepe, because it’s the first meaningful employment he’s had [...]

Source: http://www.worldcupblog.org/euro-2012/pepe-reina-flight-attendant.html

Paolo Maldini Ashley Cole Gennaro Gattuso

Bar�a?s 2011/2012 Season ? Part 3

Part Three of Six: In a multi-part saga, Barcelona Football Blog offers a retrospective blow-by-blow account of events around Bar�a’s First Football Team over the past season. Join us as we look back on the high and lows of the 11 months that were Pep’s last, as Manager. Click on Image for Larger View The [...]

Source: http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/BarcelonaFootballBlog/~3/gtaqG0fTHdQ/

Frédéric Kanouté Kolo Touré Vicente

Revealed: Nike Arsenal Away Jersey 2012/13

Even with all the uncertainty around whether Robin Van Persie will stay or leave Arsenal, there are still some reasons to be happy if you are an Arsenal fan. Nike have produced two great looking Arsenal jerseys for the upcoming Premier League season and today we are going to take a look at the Nike [...]

Source: http://soccerprose.com/soccer-fans/revealed-nike-arsenal-away-jersey-201213/

Ricardo Quaresma Carlos Puyol Nemanja Vidic

A Tale of Four Cities

Source: http://soccerphile.blogspot.com/2012/06/tale-of-four-cities.html

Javier Zanetti Eduardo Da Silva Fabio Quagliarella

Stephen Burbank Cancels 2011-12 NFL Season

The man in this photo is Stephen Burbank. He is a professor at the University of Pennsylvania Law School. You can see his faculty page here. His Wikipedia entry includes this bit of info: In November 2002, a federal court appointed Burbank�special master of the�National Football League. In that role, he resolves certain categories of [...]

Source: http://www.davesfootballblog.com/post/2011/02/02/stephen-burbank-cancels-2011-12-nfl-season/

Maicon Jamie Carragher Sergio Agüero

Sunday, July 29, 2012

Ukraine v France Euro 2012

Source: http://soccerphile.blogspot.com/2012/06/ukraine-v-france-euro-2012.html

Nery Castillo Javier Mascherano Adrian Mutu

US starting lineup for Barbados World Cup Qualifier leg 2

Source: http://mysoccerblog.blogspot.com/2008/06/us-starting-lineup-for-barbados-world.html

Nemanja Vidic Maxi Rodríguez Philipp Lahm

Saturday Sightseeing in Warsaw

Source: http://soccerphile.blogspot.com/2012/06/sunday-sightseeing-in-warsaw.html

Florent Malouda Carlos Tévez David Beckham

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Source: http://soccerphile.blogspot.com/2012/06/blog-post.html

Frédéric Kanouté Kolo Touré Vicente

Podcast 04 ? Back From Canada

God I miss that view… So we’re back. As you may have noticed the site has been splattered with news from our trip and so after we’d settled back in a bit we sat down with our duty free booze to chat about what we learned. As with anything we do that doesn’t involve words [...]

Source: http://fifasoccerblog.com/blog/podcast-04-back-from-canada/

Kim Kallström Filippo Inzaghi Javier Zanetti

Columbus wants to improve team but MLS's hurt feelings might get in the way

Source: http://mysoccerblog.blogspot.com/2008/07/columbus-wants-to-improve-team-but-mlss.html

Petr Cech Fabio Cannavaro Gianluigi Buffon

Thousands of fans gather around Argentina to beg Juan Roman Riquelme not to leave Boca Juniors

Shortly after Boca Juniors lost to Corinthians in the Copa Libertadores final, 34-year-old Juan Roman Riquelme announced his intention to leave the Argentine giants for a second time. It was a�devastating�blow to Boca fans made even worse when word spread that their all-mighty hero might go to Brazil to join Flamengo.

So as Riquelme prepares to leave, as he did in 2002 when he joined Barcelona, thousands of Boca fans have gathered to stage protest in various cities around Argentina (some reports say 10, others two dozen) to beg Riquelme not to go. The largest demonstration included 5,000 at Boca's La Bombonera in Buenos Aires, where supporters filled the streets and made their way to the stadium. According to Ole, the club initially said they wouldn't be let inside due to a lack of security, but eventually relented and the chants of "Riquelme is Boca, Boca is not going!" continued in the stands.

Coincidentally, this is very similar to what happened in London when Manuel Almunia left Arsenal.

In total, Riquelme spent 12 years with Boca Juniors, playing more than 300 matches, winning five Primera Division titles and three Copa Libertadores. He was the Argentine Footballer of the Year four times, the latest coming in 2011. Also, he is magic.

Here's video of the demonstration (skip ahead to 55 seconds in to avoid the studio babble)...

Source: http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/soccer-dirty-tackle/thousands-fans-gather-around-argentina-beg-juan-roman-021059736--sow.html

Samir Nasri Ricardo Quaresma Carlos Puyol

Lviv and late lie!

Source: http://soccerphile.blogspot.com/2012/06/lviv-and-late-lie.html

Patrick Vieira Diego Simão Sabrosa

Gdansk - you, asking?

Source: http://soccerphile.blogspot.com/2012/06/gdansk-you-asking.html

Kim Kallström Filippo Inzaghi Javier Zanetti

Houston 1-1 FC Dallas - Bad call by ref still doesn't excuse all the missed chances

Source: http://mysoccerblog.blogspot.com/2008/06/houston-1-1-fc-dallas-bad-call-by-ref.html

Luca Toni Alex Hernán Crespo

Saturday, July 28, 2012

Liverpool?s Glen Johnson struggles to name North American sports teams

Liverpool FC departed for their North American pre-season tour today, but not before challenging Glen Johnson to name as many US and Canadian sports teams as he could in 60 seconds. The Liverpool official site says the right back is a "big fan of American sports", but his failure to name some of the more famous franchises suggests otherwise.

To be fair, Johnson reels off more team names than the average Brit probably could when put on the spot, and he manages to save potential�embarrassment�by successfully naming the Boston baseball outfit that is also owned by his employer.

Meanwhile, Martin Kelly was also quizzed in a segment called "Make yourself sound really boring in a game that lets us learn very little about your personality or knowledge of North America":

See also: Frank Lampard slugging some homers and David Luiz barely fitting his hair under a baseball cap

Source: http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/soccer-dirty-tackle/liverpool-glen-johnson-struggles-name-north-american-sports-170939594--sow.html

Diego Simão Sabrosa Arjen Robben

New York Red Bulls get Claudio Reyna?s name wrong in press release about his son?s death

Former Manchester City midfielder and U.S. national team captain Claudio Reyna lost his 13-year-old son Jack to cancer last week after a two-year battle. The news of Jack's passing brought in a wave of support from Claudio's former teams and his many fans, but in the New York Red Bulls' haste to issue a press release about their plans to honor Jack Reyna, they got his father's name wrong.

Claudio Reyna played 29 matches over two seasons with New York before retiring in 2008, which apparently wasn't enough to ensure the communications department would remember his name since they announced, "Red Bulls will honor the passing of Carlos Reyna's son Jack during Saturday's match." Carlos Reyna.

The mistake was eventually fixed, but the fact that they got his name wrong in the first place, and while attempting to pay tribute at such a somber time, is pretty awful. Hopefully they do better during the match.

That aside, we offer our condolences to the Reyna family.

Thanks to our tipster for the image.

Source: http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/soccer-dirty-tackle/york-red-bulls-claudio-reyna-name-wrong-press-175449821--sow.html

Florent Malouda Carlos Tévez David Beckham

Galaxy, Chivas on a roll heading into SuperClasico

CARSON -- The Galaxy and Chivas USA meet up in the second SuperClasico of the season on something of a roll, and Saturday night's showdown at Home Depot Center is clearly the most important meeting in the rivalry since L. A. captured the 2009 playoff series. The Galaxy (8-10-3) have won five of eight games since returning in mid-June from a three-week break, and they ought not to have lost the two games they've dropped in the span. Their resurgence, following a dreadful first 2 1/2 months, is all about the big names: David Beckham, Landon Donovan and Robbie Keane.

Source: http://espn.go.com/blog/los-angeles/soccer/post/_/id/17677/galaxy-chivas-on-a-roll-heading-into-superclasico

Paolo Maldini Ashley Cole Gennaro Gattuso

Clint Dempsey gives back to his Nacogdoches roots

Source: http://mysoccerblog.blogspot.com/2008/06/clint-dempsey-gives-back-to-his.html

Paul Scholes Roberto Ayala Ruud van Nistelrooy

Vertonghen vindicated: Ledley King?s replacement has big shoes to fill at Tottenham

Vertonghen vindicated: Ledley King’s replacement has big shoes to fill at Tottenham - originally posted on Soccerlens.com

After a protracted summer transfer saga, Tottenham have finally landed their number one target, Jan Vertonghen, who joins the north London club from Ajax. Much has been made over the Belgian?s addition, as the defender?s performances have had some of Europe?s top clubs sit up and take note. With Vertonghen admitting that he wanted to...

From Soccerlens.com - Football News

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Fabio Quagliarella Diego Milito Gabriel Milito

US Olympic roster - Guzan, McBride and Parkhurst overage Olympians

Source: http://mysoccerblog.blogspot.com/2008/07/us-olympic-roster-guzan-mcbride-and.html

Dejan Stankovic Clarence Seedorf Florent Malouda

Podcast 04 ? Back From Canada

God I miss that view… So we’re back. As you may have noticed the site has been splattered with news from our trip and so after we’d settled back in a bit we sat down with our duty free booze to chat about what we learned. As with anything we do that doesn’t involve words [...]

Source: http://fifasoccerblog.com/blog/podcast-04-back-from-canada/

Cristiano Ronaldo Kaká Shunsuke Nakamura

Carlos Valderrama?s hair meets David Luiz?s hair, overshadows Olympic Opening Ceremony

Chelsea are finishing up their U.S. tour in Miami, where they will play Milan on Saturday. A day before the match, Colombian legend Carlos Valderrama turned up at a signing event and finally brought cosmic synergy to the universe by introducing his hair to David Luiz's hair.

It was the kind of moment that dreams are made of -- a sentiment David Luiz expressed on Twitter when he said, "My dream has come true! My idol Valderrama!" Here's David's photo just to prove you weren't hallucinating the one above...

The Olympic Opening Ceremony in London cannot top this.

Source: http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/soccer-dirty-tackle/carlos-valderrama-hair-meets-david-luiz-hair-overshadows-181934702--sow.html

Alexandre Pato Maicon Jamie Carragher

Steelers Have Only Themselves To Blame

A famous coach once said you can’t turn the ball over and expect to win the game. And yet, the Pittsburgh Steelers had a shot to win Super Bowl XLV. Down 6 points with two minutes to go from their own 13 yard line, Ben Roethlisberger led the Steelers’ offense on the field against a [...]

Source: http://www.davesfootballblog.com/post/2011/02/07/steelers-have-only-themselves-to-blame/

Gabriel Milito Gary Neville Juninho Pernambucano

The Champions League Final?s Real Winners

1. This guy. Sure, there will still be some drunken fools in some English pub somewhere who will say that Lionel Messi never would have done this at the Brittania. Even they do so half-jokingly. What matters is that Messi can’t seem to help breaking ducks in Champions League Finals.�He’s a habitual duck breaker. “What’s [...]

Source: http://www.davesfootballblog.com/post/2011/05/29/the-champions-league-finals-real-winners/

Wesley Sneijder Ronaldo David Silva

Friday, July 27, 2012

No Kaka for MLS but Tim Cahill is ready

Source: http://www.soccerblog.com/2012/07/no-kaka-for-mls-but-tim-cahill.htm

Lucio David Suazo Dimitar Berbatov

Soccerlens? Euro 2012 Awards: The best and the worst from Ukraine and Poland

Soccerlens’ Euro 2012 Awards: The best and the worst from Ukraine and Poland - originally posted on Soccerlens.com

Spain set a new world record on Sunday night by winning their third consecutive international trophy, with a commanding 4-0 win over Italy in Kiev confirming their place in history. It has been an exciting and enjoyable competition with some scintillating play, shows of skill and end-to-end games. Looking back over the last three weeks’...

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Florent Malouda Carlos Tévez David Beckham

Real Madrid to charge fans $85-382 to watch UCLA training session

Ahead of its four preseason friendlies in the United States this summer, Real Madrid will hold an "open" training session at the UCLA campus on Aug. 4. It's only "open," however, if you are willing to pay for the privilege of watching Xabi Alonso stretch.

Last year's UCLA training session was closed to the public, but Los Blancos has now decided to capitalize on Californians with an insatiable appetite for seeing millionaires run around cones, charging fans up to $382 for a VIP pass. Marca explains what that package includes:

In addition to giving you a seat in a covered area, the VIP pass includes the opportunity to meet Real Madrid players after training and be photographed with the Casillas, Ronaldo and co. The lucky VIP will also enjoy a continental breakfast at the training facilities chosen by Madrid.

Nearly 400 bones for a cold breakfast at a university campus? If it isn't prepared by Sergio Ramos and fed spoonful-by-spoonful by Mesut Ozil while Jose Mourinho gives out massages, that's not particularly good value.

The cheapest tickets for the event will be $85, which is around $85 more than any other European club has ever had the audacity to charge their fans to watch a training session.

UPDATE: As DT commenter K.Hepburn points out, at least some (if not all) of the money from ticket sales is going towards Children United USA and the LA Galaxy Foundation. Neither of which benefit people who shell out large sums of money for tickets to a training session.

Source: http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/soccer-dirty-tackle/real-madrid-charge-fans-85-382-watch-ucla-205018390--sow.html

Daniele De Rossi Michael Ballack Lucio

Houston 1-1 FC Dallas - Bad call by ref still doesn't excuse all the missed chances

Source: http://mysoccerblog.blogspot.com/2008/06/houston-1-1-fc-dallas-bad-call-by-ref.html

Juan Román Riquelme Iker Casillas Ryan Giggs

Welcome to Our National Holiday

So, are you ready for one last NFL game before 2012? I know, I know, it’s not the day to think about such things. It is indeed America’s sporting national holiday, Super Bowl Sunday, and as you might expect, I have�absolutely no hope of being objective today. My team gets to play in the big [...]

Source: http://www.davesfootballblog.com/post/2011/02/06/welcome-to-our-national-holiday/

Frank Ribéry Andriy Shevchenko Patrick Vieira

Kansas City Wizards hit with sexual harassment lawsuit

Source: http://mysoccerblog.blogspot.com/2008/07/kansas-city-wizards-hit-with-sexual.html

Ricardo Carvalho Fernando Torres Cesc Fàbregas

Lviv and late lie!

Source: http://soccerphile.blogspot.com/2012/06/lviv-and-late-lie.html

Wesley Sneijder Ronaldo David Silva

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Source: http://soccerphile.blogspot.com/2012/06/blog-post.html

Didier Drogba Daniel Alves Petr Cech

Spain Wins More Silver Stuff

Just stop it already.
All it took was one, that damn Fernando Torres goal way back in 2008, and now Spain can’t stop winning. Everything. After Iniesta & Co. took home their third senior trophy on the trot, the u19 squad casually won the European title with a 1-0 victory over the poor Greeks, who had [...]

Source: http://www.worldcupblog.org/world-football/spain-wins-more-silver-stuff.html

Roberto Ayala Ruud van Nistelrooy Andrea Pirlo

MLS Power Rankings: San Jose on top

In this week's MLS power rankings, ESPN.com's Jeff Carlisle has the San Jose Earthquakes on top, changing spots with D.C. United from the week before. After their wild 5-3 win at Portland over the weekend, the Galaxy moved up a spot to No. 10. Chivas USA, meanwhile, dropped a spot to No. 13 as the Goats prepare to host the Galaxy on Saturday in the latest edition of the SuperClasico. Both teams also play mid-week games Wednesday, Chivas hosting Portland and the Galaxy playing at Vancouver.

Source: http://espn.go.com/blog/los-angeles/soccer/post/_/id/17670/mls-power-rankings-san-jose-on-top

Roberto Ayala Ruud van Nistelrooy Andrea Pirlo

Thursday, July 26, 2012

The New Arsenal 2012/13 Away Kit by Nike ? Purple and Pink

The New Arsenal 2012/13 Away Kit by Nike – Purple and Pink - originally posted on Soccerlens.com

The new Arsenal away kit by Nike for the 2012/13 season is a nice purple number and a highly stylish football kit. While the 2012/2013 Arsenal home kit is focused on history and tradition, Nike found the right balance for the away kit to break new ground in football fashion. Of course, that’s until you...

From Soccerlens.com - Football News

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Fernando Torres Cesc Fàbregas Xavi

Spain Wins More Silver Stuff

Just stop it already.
All it took was one, that damn Fernando Torres goal way back in 2008, and now Spain can’t stop winning. Everything. After Iniesta & Co. took home their third senior trophy on the trot, the u19 squad casually won the European title with a 1-0 victory over the poor Greeks, who had [...]

Source: http://www.worldcupblog.org/world-football/spain-wins-more-silver-stuff.html

Fernando Torres Cesc Fàbregas Xavi

Today on Twitter: Iker Muniain falls asleep and Gerard Pique gets intimate with a killer whale

Following Spain's Olympic warm-up victory over Mexico in �Cadiz, the team headed to Jerez airport to catch a flight back to Madrid. While waiting to board, Athletic Bilbao winger Iker Muniain was taught a valuable lesson: fall asleep in front of your teammates and David De Gea will put things in your mouth and upload a picture of you to Twitter.

Today's award for Best Twitter Picture by a Spanish Footballer, however, goes to Gerrard Pique. After all, it's not every day that a killer whale licks your face while a Colombian pop star laughs at you...

Source: http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/soccer-dirty-tackle/today-twitter-iker-muniain-falls-asleep-gerard-pique-162212726--sow.html

Didier Drogba Daniel Alves Petr Cech

The New Arsenal 2012/13 Away Kit by Nike ? Purple and Pink

The New Arsenal 2012/13 Away Kit by Nike – Purple and Pink - originally posted on Soccerlens.com

The new Arsenal away kit by Nike for the 2012/13 season is a nice purple number and a highly stylish football kit. While the 2012/2013 Arsenal home kit is focused on history and tradition, Nike found the right balance for the away kit to break new ground in football fashion. Of course, that’s until you...

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Maicon Jamie Carragher Sergio Agüero

NFL Owners, Players Sort It Out

NFL football is back. Technically, of course, NFL football never left, as this all happened from March to July, but even that thought didn’t piss on the parades of gridiron fans today as NFL commissioner Roger Goodell and Players Association boss DeMaurice Smith stood in front of reporters and announced that both sides agreed to [...]

Source: http://www.davesfootballblog.com/post/2011/07/25/nfl-owners-players-sort-it-out/

Francesco Totti Paul Scholes Roberto Ayala

Arsenal tour: Gunners beat Malaysia XI, 2-1

Source: http://www.soccerblog.com/2012/07/arsenal-tour-gunners-beat-mala.htm

Philipp Lahm Gianluca Zambrotta Torsten Frings

Revealed: Nike Arsenal Home Jersey 2012/13

It?s been an up and down summer for Arsenal fans. Arsenal has just signed Lukas Podolski and Olivier Giroud but could be losing captain Robin Van Persie. After a rough start to the Premier League last season, the Gunners will be looking to get off to a better start this season and will need the [...]

Source: http://soccerprose.com/soccer-fans/revealed-nike-arsenal-home-jersey-201213/

Paolo Maldini Ashley Cole Gennaro Gattuso

Ukraine v Sweden Euro 2012

Source: http://soccerphile.blogspot.com/2012/06/ukraine-v-sweden-euro-2012.html

Owen Hargreaves Wesley Sneijder Ronaldo

Mick McCarthy Is? The Continental

Hello, ladies. (Courtesy of XmasApe and Unsilent.)

Source: http://www.davesfootballblog.com/post/2011/07/02/mick-mccarthy-is-the-continental/

Arjen Robben Robinho Joe Cole

Liverpool Notes and Euro 2012: France Win and Matchday Nine

The group stage of Euro 2012 has been both captivating and lightning-quick—this first week has flown by, and with only four days left until the first knockout round is set, there’s not much of a slow-down to deal with yet. The nice part about how fast it’s gone is that there’s been barely any Liverpool [...]

Source: http://liverpool.theoffside.com/match-previews/liverpool-notes-and-euro-2012-france-win-and-matchday-nine.html

Torsten Frings Pavel Nedved Frédéric Kanouté

Wednesday, July 25, 2012

DC-Houston game postponed again

Source: http://mysoccerblog.blogspot.com/2008/07/dc-houston-game-postponed-again.html

Gianluca Zambrotta Torsten Frings Pavel Nedved

The 2012-13 FCB Schedule

Oh. Hey. Been a while. There’s this thing I just learned about called time management. And by “just learned about” I mean “discovered when I was 5 or so when it became obvious that I couldn’t play on both the monkey bars and the swing set at the same time.” Trying to get from the [...]

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Simão Sabrosa Arjen Robben Robinho

FC Dallas might lose Toja to Europe

Source: http://mysoccerblog.blogspot.com/2008/07/fc-dallas-might-lose-toja-to-europe.html

Paul Scholes Roberto Ayala Ruud van Nistelrooy

Chelsea v Paris St-Germain ? TV Listings ? World Football Challenge ? 22 July 2012

Chelsea play their second match of their 2012 USA pre-season tour against French side Paris St-Germain on July 22, 2012. The match is part of the World Football Challenge featuring teams from across Europa and North America. Below are television listings for the match and times listed are USA Eastern. Chelsea v Paris St-Germain, 7:00 [...]

Source: http://www.the90thminute.com/soccer/2012/07/chelsea-v-paris-st-germain-tv-listings-world-football-challenge-22-july-2012/

Javier Zanetti Eduardo Da Silva Fabio Quagliarella

Man City tried to get morning church bells pushed back in Austria

Man City are spending 12 days training in high�altitude in an Austrian village that was very close to being perfect for their needs. If it weren't for the ancient church bells, cheap�mattresses�and�presence of ketchup.

From Reuters:

Premier League champions Manchester City tried to silence the bells of a 13th century church so they could sleep longer at their Tyrolean mountain training camp but failed to persuade the authorities to agree to the request.

"They tried to have it put back from 8 until 10 in the morning but they didn't succeed," said a local official in the Austrian village of Seefeld, near Innsbruck.

Carlos Tevez simply does not change his bell-ringing schedule for anyone.

The club did succeed in flying in special ?1,000-each�mattresses, though. And they also rearranged the table settings.

The team, managed by Italian Roberto Mancini, flew in their own Italian chef to supervise kitchen staff in the preparation of pasta-heavy, low-fat meals.

The players are allowed no butter, ketchup or sauces, and items on the dining tables must be arranged in a particular way.

And yes, that "particular way" does involve spelling out "eat it, Fergie" with sugar packets.

Source: http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/soccer-dirty-tackle/man-city-tried-morning-church-bells-pushed-back-154548312--sow.html

Cristiano Ronaldo Kaká Shunsuke Nakamura

Marca thinks blurry Clint Dempsey is Michael Bradley

It appears U.S. national team midfielder Michael Bradley is on the verge of completing a move from Chievo to Roma, so Spanish sports paper Marca was inclined to publish a story on the matter. But instead of using a picture of Michael Bradley, they went with a blurry photo of fellow American and Fulham star Clint Dempsey.

Adding further intrigue to the item is the fact that they claim the 6' 1" Bradley is known as "El Jefecito" (The Little Chief) in the States, which is probably news to everyone except superfan Daniel Timmons of Yakima, Washington, who often mistakes Dempsey for Bradley and thinks that is his nickname.

Thanks to Ryan for the tip!

Source: http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/soccer-dirty-tackle/marca-thinks-blurry-clint-dempsey-michael-bradley-185952424--sow.html

Diego Forlán Michael Owen William Gallas

DTotD: Bahia?s Rodrigo Souza hits Antonio Carlos in the face, both shown yellow cards

Early in Botafogo's 3-0 win over Bahia on Saturday, Bahia striker Rodrigo Suazo connected with a swinging forearm to Botafogo defender Antonio Carlos' face. After quickly getting up from the blow, Antonio Carlos was understandably angry about it, but was kept away from his attacker by the referee.

Once things calmed down and the referee summoned Antonio Carlos back from wandering off, both face smasher and face smashee were shown yellow cards. Antonio Carlos was confused and upset by this, while Suazo refrained from swinging his arm into the referee's face too.

This has been the Dirty Tackle of the Day: a chronicling of unfortunate events.

Source: http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/soccer-dirty-tackle/dtotd-bahia-rodrigo-souza-hits-antonio-carlos-face-181408744--sow.html

Sergio Agüero Nery Castillo Javier Mascherano

DT Exclusive: The reborn New York Cosmos? superstar (related) 2013 roster

While the new New York Cosmos continue their wait for a spot in MLS, they've decided to join the latest iteration of the North American Soccer League, currently the U.S. second division, �and field a team for the 2013 season. Of course, being a second division club means they won't be able to sign the stars of the day as they did in their glory days when the likes of Pele, Franz Beckenbauer, Giorgio Chinaglia and Carlos Alberto helped them to five NASL titles in the '70s and early '80s. So, they've had to compromise and settle for players with relations (of varying degrees) to the biggest stars in the world.

Here now, presented for the first time, is the dizzyingly spectacular roster for the 2013 New York Cosmos!

Jorge Casillas: Third cousin of Real Madrid and Spain goalkeeper Iker Casillas, Jorge hasn't spoken to anyone on his dad's side of the family, let alone Iker, in years due to a dispute over a portable grill. Jorge hasn't played as a goalkeeper since he was 10.

Horst Lahm: A childhood friend of Germany captain Philipp Lahm, Horst spent so much time at the Lahm's house that he was jokingly referred to as a member of the family. Though Philipp defriended him on Facebook last year, Horst still uses the Lahm surname. Horst is the inventor of a little known football skill move called "the nipple clamp."

Al Terry: Al's is a common last name, so he's not actually related to Chelsea captain John Terry (to his knowledge, at least!), nor have they ever met. But Al did dress as John for Halloween one year and he still has the shin pads.

Benito Puyol: Benito doesn't have the wild hair of his more famous nephew, but he is willing to wear a wig. Benito was named Player of the Year in his local Over-60 league before suffering a mild stroke.

Gael Clichy: Seriously, it's the real Gael Clichy.

Ryan Gigs: A Ryan Giggs tribute player who even went so far as to sleep with his step-brother's wife, even though he doesn't have a step-brother. Gigs has honed his skills for decades so that they vaguely resemble what Ryan Giggs would do if he were having an exceptionally bad day and accidentally drank the contents of a tranquilizer dart.

Kaka: Did you know there are three different footballers known as Kaka? Which one will it be?! (Hint: It will probably be the one from Real Madrid. He was willing to take a pay cut. He seems sad.)

An actual rino: It will be forced to wear a Gattuso shirt and then slap it in the head.

Phil Messi: The self-proclaimed "biggest Lionel Messi fan in the universe," Phil legally changed his surname to "Messi" and keeps a body pillow with his hero's face drawn on it with him at all times. In a clear show of support, Lionel has failed to renew his restraining order against Phil.

Emile Heskey: Hey, every team has its weak link.

And finally, esteemed captain�Barry Ronaldo: Identical twin brother of Cristiano, Barry has filled in for his sibling in some of the world's biggest competitions and failed to meet expectations every single time. When asked about the honor and�privilege�of wearing the armband for the new Cosmos, Barry said, "I think it's giving me a rash."

The rest of the squad will be filled out with some of English legend Bert Tiddle's 18 kids. Reserve your season tickets now!*

*Season tickets are not yet available.

Source: http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/soccer-dirty-tackle/dt-exclusive-reborn-york-cosmos-superstar-related-2013-191759794--sow.html

Andrea Pirlo Didier Drogba Daniel Alves

Tuesday, July 24, 2012

Sweden 2, England 3: England Surprise in Comeback Win

Sweden Johnson (og) 49′, Mellberg 59′
England Carroll 23′, Walcott 64′, Welbeck 78′

England fight back to get the win in Kiev over Sweden, scoring two goals in the second half after throwing away yet another 1-0 lead. There was little predicting it after the Swedes took the lead, but Roy Hodgson’s squad somehow managed a [...]

Source: http://liverpool.theoffside.com/team-news/sweden-2-england-3-england-surprise-in-comeback-win.html

Michael Owen William Gallas Zé Roberto

Arsenal's US based interests remain limited despite its management

Source: http://www.soccerblog.com/2012/07/arsenals-us-based-interests-remain-limited-despite-its-management.htm

Philipp Lahm Gianluca Zambrotta Torsten Frings

Clint Dempsey gives back to his Nacogdoches roots

Source: http://mysoccerblog.blogspot.com/2008/06/clint-dempsey-gives-back-to-his.html

Samir Nasri Ricardo Quaresma Carlos Puyol

Anatoliy Tymoshchuk reveals what footballers do to relax in the offseason

Following his international duty for Ukraine at Euro 2012 in which he busied himself by making wanker gestures at Franck Ribery, Bayern Munich's Anatoliy Tymoshchuk is spending his brief offseason break in the Maldives.

While he enjoys his time off, Tymoshchuk decided to give fans a glimpse of how a top-flight footballer relaxes on some of the world's most beautiful beaches. Apparently it involves using a computer while wearing scuba equipment.

And how is this different from life during the season? Well, this is how he normally uses the computer...

Source: http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/soccer-dirty-tackle/anatoliy-tymoshchuk-reveals-footballers-relax-offseason-030752873--sow.html

Ruud van Nistelrooy Andrea Pirlo Didier Drogba

Fifa World Rankings July 2012

Source: http://soccerphile.blogspot.com/2012/07/fifa-world-rankings-july-2012.html

Ryan Giggs Paolo Maldini Ashley Cole

Italian stallions break the English resistance

Source: http://soccerphile.blogspot.com/2012/06/italian-stallions-break-english.html

Wesley Sneijder Ronaldo David Silva

Kansas City Wizards hit with sexual harassment lawsuit

Source: http://mysoccerblog.blogspot.com/2008/07/kansas-city-wizards-hit-with-sexual.html

Luca Toni Alex Hernán Crespo

Major League Soccer ? Match Previews ? 21 July 2012

It’s another busy Saturday in Major League Soccer with seven intra-conference matches that will have playoff implications. Some of the feature matches include the Los Angeles Galaxy v Chivas USA and Sporting Kansas City hosting New England. New York Red Bulls v Philadelphia Union, 2:30 PM The Red Bulls have been inconsistent at time and [...]

Source: http://www.the90thminute.com/soccer/2012/07/major-league-soccer-match-previews-21-july-2012/

Daniele De Rossi Michael Ballack Lucio

Lviv and late lie!

Source: http://soccerphile.blogspot.com/2012/06/lviv-and-late-lie.html

Diego Forlán Michael Owen William Gallas

Euro 2012: Czechs and Greece Advance, Group of Death on Tap

Also, WHAT? We’ve really been spoiled with the tournament so far, and Saturday only enriched an experience that’s provided plenty of dramatic moments to this point. I say that as a neutral—yesterday was obviously painful for those who had a vested interest in the success of Russia or Poland, and today will see two more [...]

Source: http://liverpool.theoffside.com/match-previews/euro-2012-czechs-and-greece-advance-group-of-death-on-tap.html

Kolo Touré Vicente Diego Forlán

Monday, July 23, 2012

Ukraine v France Euro 2012

Source: http://soccerphile.blogspot.com/2012/06/ukraine-v-france-euro-2012.html

David Albelda Alessandro Nesta Ricardo Carvalho

Terrence Boyd's bicycle kick for Rapid Vienna

Source: http://www.soccerblog.com/2012/07/terrence-boyds-bicycle-kick-fo.htm

Pavel Nedved Frédéric Kanouté Kolo Touré

Stephen Burbank Cancels 2011-12 NFL Season

The man in this photo is Stephen Burbank. He is a professor at the University of Pennsylvania Law School. You can see his faculty page here. His Wikipedia entry includes this bit of info: In November 2002, a federal court appointed Burbank�special master of the�National Football League. In that role, he resolves certain categories of [...]

Source: http://www.davesfootballblog.com/post/2011/02/02/stephen-burbank-cancels-2011-12-nfl-season/

Robin Van Persie Samir Nasri Ricardo Quaresma

Artur Boruc?s Euro 2012 closing ceremony

AHHHHHHHHHH I AM ARTUR BORUC AND THIS IN NOT MY FRIDAY RAGE LIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HAVE BEEN WORKING VERY HARD ON CHOREOGRAPHING A CLOSING CEREMONY FOR EURO 2012 BUT SINCE THE FINAL WAS IN UKRAINE AND NOT POLAND THEY WOULDN'T LET ME DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TO BE FAIR POLAND SAID THEY WOULDN'T HAVE LET ME DO IT IF THEY WERE HOSTING IT EITHER THOUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ANYWAY I DECIDED TO HOLD MY CLOSING CEREMONY REGARDLESS OF WHAT THEY THINK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TAKE THAT EURO ORGANIZING COMMITTEES AND I'M SORRY FOR BEING ON THE VERGE OF MAKING YOU LOOK TERRIBLE BY COMPARISON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WITHOUT FURTHER ADO ENOY THE SHOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TO BEGIN WITH A BANG AND GET EVERYONE INVOLVED WE START WITH A FUN SINGALONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IF YOU DO NOT SING ALONG I WILL SMASH YOUR FACE WITH A PAIR OF JEAN SHORTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NOW THAT WE'RE WARMED UP LET'S GET AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NEXT WE GET EDUCATIONAL AND TEACH YOU HOW TO MAKE POLISH SAUSAGES!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHH YOU WILL LEARN SOMETHING AND YOU WILL LIKE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!

AND JUST TO BE FAIR TO OUR CO-HOSTS HERE IS THE UKRAINE NOT WEAK GUY FROM THAT ONE EPISODE OF SEINFELD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AND AS SOMETHING EXTRA SPECIAL FOR THIS MAJOR EVENT HERE IS AN EXCLUSIVE PERFORMANCE OF A SONG ABOUT BEING 15 YEARS OLD FROM THE ONE AND ONLY TAYLOR SWIFT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IF YOU LOSE INTEREST AT ANY POINT DURING THIS SONG YOUR HAIR WILL BE COVERED IN A RARE VIRUS AND I WILL DROPKICK YOUR EARRINGS ONTO JUPITER!!!!!!!!!!!!! BUT IF YOU DON'T HAVE ANY EARRINGS THAN YOU ADMITTEDLY HAVE LESS TO WORRY ABOUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FINALLY WE WILL FINISH THE WAY ALL GREAT CEREMONIES SHOULD FINISH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BY HAVING A STARING CONTEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IF I LOSE I WILL CHANGE YOUR CAR'S OIL IN THE MOST MENACING WAY POSSIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IF YOU LOSE YOU WILL IGNORE THE TIMES THAT I TRY AND SHAKE YOUR HAND WHEN YOU TRY TO GIVE ME A HIGH FIVE AND WE END UP DOING AN AWKWARD HALF SHAKE HALF HIGH FIVE THAT JUST FEELS UNCOMFORTABLE FOR BOTH OF US!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THEN THE WINNER GOES AGAINST MY PAINTING OF THE POPE IN THE FINALS!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE HAS NEVER BEEN DEFEATED!!!!!!!!!!!!!! READY?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?! GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AHHHHHHHHHHH I AM ARTUR BORUC AND I HOPE YOU HAVE ENJOYED MY CLOSING CEREMONY FOR EURO 2012!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GOD BLESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Source: http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/soccer-dirty-tackle/artur-boruc-euro-2012-closing-ceremony-015618367--sow.html

David Silva Andrés Iniesta Dejan Stankovic

2008 US Open Cup - Second Round results

Source: http://mysoccerblog.blogspot.com/2008/06/2008-us-open-cup-second-round-results.html

Simão Sabrosa Arjen Robben Robinho

Football Is Still What We Make It

The�best thing�about�football is that we can play it any way we want it. This is also the worst thing about football. That’s because fans have this nasty tendency to prattle on about the superiority of their chosen football code like it’s their team. “Our football is the real football!”, they shout as loudly as possible, [...]

Source: http://www.davesfootballblog.com/post/2011/08/09/football-is-still-what-we-make-it/

Joe Cole Miroslav Klose Sergio Ramos

Spain seek a third fiesta in Kiev

Source: http://soccerphile.blogspot.com/2012/07/spain-seek-third-fiesta-in-kiev.html

Jamie Carragher Sergio Agüero Nery Castillo

Shanghai Shenhua fans gave Didier Drogba an overwhelming reception at the airport

Didier Drogba arrived at Pudong International Airport on Saturday to a massive and boisterous�reception from fans of his new club, Shanghai Shenhua.

Inside the terminal, Drogba greeted the large number of supporters as camera flashes went off like a constant strobe light and joyous chants of "Didier Drogba la la la la la" rang out. But once Drogba made it outside (1:18 into the video), there were even more fans, who chanted his name loud enough to be heard at Bastian Schweinsteiger's house. They held up Shanghai scarves and Ivory Coast flags and Didier was given a�bouquet�of flowers before he got in a car that took him to his new club. But even after he drove off, the airport party continued as the swarm of supporters stood in the middle of the road and went on signing.

Drogba's two-and-a-half-year deal with Shanghai will reportedly pay him �200,000 a week (making him the highest paid player in China) and reunite him with former Chelsea teammate Nicolas Anelka, who was accused of being disrespectful by one of the club's fans for not joining the rest of the team in bowing to supporters after a match. From Goal.com:

"I am waiting for him," Anelka said. "There were a lot of games when I was alone in front, I would think if Didier was here the situation would be better. I could pass him the ball."

Well, yes. Yes you could.

Pornstar makes music video to help former Barcelona President Joan Laporta get re-elected

During Joan Laporta's seven-year reign as President of Barcelona, he brought in Ronaldinho, Deco, Samuel Eto'o, and appointed Pep Guardiola as first team manager. Despite these successes, the Spanish politician was ousted in a storm of controversy by former cohort Sandro Rossell in 2010, and has since become a member of Catalan parliament.

Laporta is now said to be seeking re-election at Barcelona, and he's clearly taking the campaign seriously. So seriously, in fact, that he's been supported with a music video from Spanish pornstar Maria Lapiedra. That's the same Maria Lapiedra who earned him ridicule by backing his parliamentary campaign. It's also the same Maria Lapiedra with whom Laporta is romantically involved, and who reportedly enjoyed a recent 'pre-wedding honeymoon' with the divorced father of three.

If you're impressed by the classy production values (sweet choreography, practise field and old Barcelona shirts guys!) then wait until you see some of the lyrics to 'Laporta, mi hombre' ('Laporta, my man'). Here's some excerpts:

The man who brought glory and honor and victory, prestige and value.
The man who punched the Whites with that 6-2 win.
The man who moved my bed, with Catalan fury, manhood and love.

Well, two of those three sentences will probably help his re-election.

There are plenty of extraordinarily inappropriate clips of Maria on YouTube, but I'll close this bizarre post with one that's just plain creepy: her Marilyn Monroe-styl birthday ode to Senor Laporta...

Source: http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/soccer-dirty-tackle/pornstar-makes-music-video-help-former-barcelona-president-173753762--sow.html

Cristiano Ronaldo Kaká Shunsuke Nakamura

Manager Jupp Heynckes suffers Bayern Munich?s first training ground injury of preseason

Bayern Munich opened their preseason at Lake Garda in northern Italy by arriving on a sailboat, but when the nautical fun ended, the realities of pushing too hard on the first day of training set in. Surprisingly, it wasn't Arjen Robben (or any other player for that matter) who got hurt in that first session, but manager Jupp Heynckes.

At 40 seconds into the video above, Heynckes tries to show the younger guys how its done and ends up with a pulled muscle and a limp. He shakes his head, realizing his mistake, and makes a mental note to just show his players a video of himself from 1973 next time.

Source: http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/soccer-dirty-tackle/manager-jupp-heynckes-suffers-bayern-munich-first-training-203150865--sow.html

Gianluigi Buffon Wayne Rooney Samuel Eto’o

Sunday, July 22, 2012

A defining season to come for Manchester United?s David De Gea

A defining season to come for Manchester United?s David De Gea - originally posted on Soccerlens.com

Manchester United have had some fantastic goalkeepers in their ranks over the last decade with the likes of Peter Schmeichel, Fabian Barthez and Edwin van der Sar all playing their part in the Red Devils? considerable success. That said, a number of other stoppers have been brought to Old Trafford with much promise but not...

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Sergio Ramos Luca Toni Alex

Galaxy change date of September game

The Galaxy announced Tuesday they have moved up the date of their game against the Colorado Rapids by two days to Friday, Sept. 14, to better prepare themselves for a CONCACAF Champions League game in Puerto Rico the following week. The game originally was scheduled to be played Sunday, Sept. 16. and would have made the team's window to travel to Puerto Rico for a Sept. 19 game much smaller. “We have made this decision, with the support of Major League Soccer and our opponents the Colorado Rapids, for purely competitive reasons,” Galaxy Vice President Chris Klein in a statement released by the team.

Source: http://espn.go.com/blog/los-angeles/soccer/post/_/id/17672/galaxy-change-date-of-september-game

Zlatan Ibrahimović Michael Essien David Villa

The Spanish Celebrations

In miniature snippets, anyway. Landing back in Madrid today, they got their parade. Which they can just begin scheduling ahead of time until they don’t win a trophy. Which might be awhile yet, since, well, the youth teams are as good as the senior side, relatively.
Plus Alvaro Arbeloa climbing off a bus.
(Any word if Sergio [...]

Source: http://www.worldcupblog.org/euro-2012/the-spanish-celebrations.html

Simão Sabrosa Arjen Robben Robinho

Revealed: Warrior Liverpool Away Jersey 2012/13

Over the summer, Warrior took over as the official Liverpool jersey and apparel supplier, ending the clubs relationship with Adidas. Since the takeover occurred, fans have been anxiously awaiting the debut of the clubs new jerseys and Warrior did not disappoint with the home and away Liverpool jerseys. Today, we are going to take a [...]

Source: http://soccerprose.com/soccer-fans/revealed-warrior-liverpool-away-jersey-201213/

Frank Lampard Rio Ferdinand Deco

Highs and L�ws of the Tournament

Source: http://soccerphile.blogspot.com/2012/06/highs-and-lows-of-tournament.html

Kim Kallström Filippo Inzaghi Javier Zanetti

The New Arsenal 2012/13 Away Kit by Nike ? Purple and Pink

The New Arsenal 2012/13 Away Kit by Nike – Purple and Pink - originally posted on Soccerlens.com

The new Arsenal away kit by Nike for the 2012/13 season is a nice purple number and a highly stylish football kit. While the 2012/2013 Arsenal home kit is focused on history and tradition, Nike found the right balance for the away kit to break new ground in football fashion. Of course, that’s until you...

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Fernando Torres Cesc Fàbregas Xavi

Becoming Andres Iniesta

Want to be like Andres Iniesta? Take a ball everywhere you go – including knocking one around deplaning after a major tournament victory. (Someone’s mumbling some nonsense about genetics in the back.)
After the jump, something a bit more difficult to recreate: 7 minutes of YouTube highlights of the performance against Italy which sealed his Player [...]

Source: http://www.worldcupblog.org/euro-2012/becoming-andres-iniesta.html

Shunsuke Nakamura Alexandre Pato Maicon